On the Lighter Side... Doctor's Office
While I sat in the reception area of my doctor's office, a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the room. As she went to the receptionist's desk, the man sat there, alone and silent. Just as I was thinking I should make small talk with him, a little boy slipped off his mother's lap and walked over to the wheelchair. Placing his hand on the man's, he said, "I know how you feel. My mom makes me ride in the stroller, too." Prayer Time? A family of skunks was trapped in a thicket, surrounded by a pack of hungry wolves that were edging even closer. The mother skunk calmly instructed her young, "Quickly, children, let's put our heads together!" After they obeyed, forming a circle, she continued, "Now -- let us spray!" Makes Sense An American, vacationing in England, approached a local passerby in a village. "What's the quickest way to get to York?" The local scratched his head. "Are you walking or are you driving?" "I'm driving." "That's the quickestway!" Scary Bumper Stickers If You Can Read This, I Can Slam On My Brakes And Sue You Forget World Peace - Visualize Turning Off Your Turn Signal! HANG UP AND DRIVE! Where There's A Will...I Want To Be In It! Ever Stop To Think, And Forget To Start Again? This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away? This Bumper Sticker Exploits Illiterates Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway Honk If Anything Falls Off --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
