Hi, Steve! This is awesome; really enjoyed it and thanks so much for sharing. ----- Original Message ----- From: "Frances Vitulla" <[email protected]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Saturday, December 19, 2009 12:18 PM Subject: Re: [RecipesAndMore] On the Lighter Side...
> Hi Steve, I like this one. Thanks for sharing. > Original message: >> On the Lighter Side... >> Right On Schedule >> When I go to a local discount store to get oil and filters for my >> car, I buy my wife a bouquet of flowers on display near the checkout >> counter. During one trip, some women in line behind me were oohing >> and aahing about a husband getting flowers for his wife. "How often >> do you do that?" one asked. Before I could answer, the cashier, more >> than familiar with my routine, said, "Every three months or 3,000 >> miles, whichever comes first." >> The Robber >> A man was sleeping soundly when his wife shook him and said, "Wake >> up, someone is breaking in!" The man had gone through this same >> scenario almost every night of his marriage, and he knew that the >> only way he would get any rest was to get up and go check it out. >> This time, however, he found that there really was a man with a gun >> who entered to rob the house! As the thief was about to flee the man >> said, "Stop! You have to come with me and meet my wife." Surprised, >> the thief turned around abruptly and said, "Why would you want ME to >> meet your wife?" The man replied, "She's been expecting you for 20 >> years." >> My Job History >> My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned >> - couldn't concentrate. >> Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack >> it, so they gave me the ax. >> After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it, >> mainly because it was a so-so job. >> Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was too exhausting. >> I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't >> cut the mustard. >> My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't >> noteworthy. >> I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience. >> I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't >> live on my net income. >> I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, >> but the work was just too draining. >> I got a job at a zoo feeding giraffes, but I was fired because I >> wasn't up to it. >> After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job >> as a historian until I realized there was no future in it. >> My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it >> was always the same old grind. >> So, then I retired ... and found out I was perfect for the job! >> -- >> Access the Recipes And More list archives at: > >> http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ >> <http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/> > >> Visit the group home page at: > >> http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore >> <http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore> > > -- > Email services provided by the System Access Mobile Network. Visit > www.serotek.com to learn more about accessibility anywhere. > > -- > Access the Recipes And More list archives at: > > http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ > > Visit the group home page at: > > http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -- Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore
