Hi Steve, I like this one. Thanks for sharing. Original message: > On the Lighter Side... > Right On Schedule > When I go to a local discount store to get oil and filters for my > car, I buy my wife a bouquet of flowers on display near the checkout > counter. During one trip, some women in line behind me were oohing > and aahing about a husband getting flowers for his wife. "How often > do you do that?" one asked. Before I could answer, the cashier, more > than familiar with my routine, said, "Every three months or 3,000 > miles, whichever comes first." > The Robber > A man was sleeping soundly when his wife shook him and said, "Wake > up, someone is breaking in!" The man had gone through this same > scenario almost every night of his marriage, and he knew that the > only way he would get any rest was to get up and go check it out. > This time, however, he found that there really was a man with a gun > who entered to rob the house! As the thief was about to flee the man > said, "Stop! You have to come with me and meet my wife." Surprised, > the thief turned around abruptly and said, "Why would you want ME to > meet your wife?" The man replied, "She's been expecting you for 20 years." > My Job History > My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned > - couldn't concentrate. > Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack > it, so they gave me the ax. > After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it, > mainly because it was a so-so job. > Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was too exhausting. > I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't > cut the mustard. > My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy. > I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience. > I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't > live on my net income. > I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, > but the work was just too draining. > I got a job at a zoo feeding giraffes, but I was fired because I > wasn't up to it. > After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job > as a historian until I realized there was no future in it. > My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it > was always the same old grind. > So, then I retired ... and found out I was perfect for the job! > -- > Access the Recipes And More list archives at:
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