These made me laugh. Thanks. Becky
From: steve doyle Sent: Wednesday, September 16, 2009 7:22 PM To: [email protected] Subject: [RecipesAndMore] On the Lighter Side... On the Lighter Side... Is That Wedding Music That I Hear? Donna was the organist for our wedding. She related a story to us about a previous wedding in which she and her husband, Burk, were participating (she played and he sang). During rehearsal the audio man at the church asked them to sing and play so that he could adjust volumes. They did not have the wedding music with them, so they began to perform one of the hymns they had practiced for church the previous week, "He Touched Me." Just as they started, the preacher walked in and stopped, looking very surprised. He had never, ever heard that song chosen for a wedding before. The opening line of the hymn: "Shackled by a heavy burden..." Marriage Counseling A couple who was having problems with their marriage went to a counselor. He suggested to them to get a waterbed, it just might bring them together. So they got one. But instead of coming together, they just drifted apart! Two Miracles The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a cow walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the cow's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!" "Not really," said the cow. "Your name is written inside the cover." The Dancer A wealthy woman is giving a garden party with several well-to-do guests attending. During the festivities, two gardeners are out on the back lawn working. As a guest watched.. one gardener was busy weeding when the other suddenly leaped high into the air, spun about, and gracefully swirled. Taken by his grace, the guest remarked to the host, "That man is such a talented dancer, I'd pay him $500 to dance at my next party!" When the host asked the first gardener about such an arrangement, he yelled, "Hey Louie! Do you think for $500 you could step on that rake again?" --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
