As usual, Steve, these were good, awesome! ----- Original Message ----- From: [email protected] To: [email protected] Sent: Monday, August 31, 2009 9:44 PM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: On the Lighter Side...
These were good. Becky From: steve doyle Sent: Monday, August 31, 2009 7:35 PM To: [email protected] Subject: [RecipesAndMore] On the Lighter Side... On the Lighter Side... Answered Prayer During the minister's prayer one Sunday, there was a loud whistle from one of the back pews. Tommy's mother was horrified. She pinched him into silence and, after church, asked, 'Tommy, whatever made you do such a thing?' Tommy answered soberly, 'I asked God to teach me to whistle, and He did!' Dual Purpose I met someone getting on the elevator who was drinking coffee and complaining about how coffee made him nervous. I said why don't you quit drinking coffee. He said, "Because if I didn't have the shakes I wouldn't get any exercise at all." Riddle Question: Why are bats who hang upside down afraid of old age? Answer: "Incontinence" A Horse Tale A preacher trained his horse to go when he said, "Praise the Lord," and to stop when he said, "Amen." The preacher mounted the horse, said, "Praise the Lord" and went for a ride. When he wanted to stop for lunch, he said, "Amen." He took off again, saying, "Praise the Lord." The horse started going toward the edge of a cliff. The preacher got excited and said, "Whoa!" Then he remembered and said, "Amen," and the horse stopped at the edge of the cliff. The preacher was so relieved and grateful that he looked up to heaven and said, "Praise the Lord!" Actual Classified Ad FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month and discovered wife knows everything. --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
