Hi Steve, Hehehehehe, hahahahah, hehehehehhe, I like these. Thanks.
Sherri On 2/13/10, steve doyle <[email protected]> wrote: > On the Lighter Side... > > Which Sermon? > > A man who hadn't attended church in years > suddenly began attending faithfully on Sunday > mornings instead of going fishing as was his > normal habit. The pastor was highly gratified and > at the end of service one morning told him, "How > wonderful it makes me feel to see you at services > with your good wife!" "Well, Preacher," said the > fisherman, "Quite honestly, it's a matter of > choice. I'd much rather hear your sermon than hers." > > The Difference > > A salesman, tired of his job, gave it up to > become a policeman. Several months later, a > friend asked him how he liked his new role. > "Well," he replied, "the pay is good and the > hours aren't bad, but what I like best is that the customer is always > wrong." > > Thinking This Through... > > I am full-figured, and when I dine in > restaurants, I often find the chairs too small > and uncomfortable. The last time I ate out I > filled in a comment card, saying that while the > food and service were wonderful, the chairs did > not accommodate anyone over a size 14. Several > weeks later I received a note of apology - and a coupon for a free dessert. > > Amphibious Invasion > > I had been teaching my seventh-graders about > World War II, and a test question was, "What was > the largest amphibious assault of all time?" > Expecting to see "the D-Day invasion" as the > answer, I found instead on one paper, "Moses and the plague of frogs." > > Teen Logic > > Somewhat skeptical of his son's newfound > determination to become the next Charles Atlas, > the father nevertheless followed the teenager > over to the weight-lifting department. "Please, > Dad," whined the boy, "I promise I'll use them > every day." "I don't know, Michael. It's really a > big commitment on your part," the father pointed > out. "Please, Dad?" "They're not cheap either." > "I'll use them Dad, I promise. You'll see." > Finally won over, the father paid for the > equipment and headed for the door. From the > corner of the store he heard his son yell, > "What!? You mean I have to carry them to the car?!" > > > -- > Access the Recipes And More list archives at: > > http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ > > Visit the group home page at: > > http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -- Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore
