> > > slave boss is getting pelted with torrents of bullets, missiles, > > > bombs, and other attacks > > > > people pillage him and run off with his various body parts > > > > one army gets a leg, another his head, another his shoulder > > he is still conscious after being pillaged and still wants to do > something that makes sense > > slave boss's head [to pillaging army]: "hey could you plunder more > over toward that other army that has my neck? don't they look like > great enemies to fight? i'd really like to be closer to my neck ..." > > pillaging army [to slave boss's head, talking as they make away with > it]: "rrr! arr! rar!" [they shake their weapons]
[alternative branch: slave boss's head bleeds out and he dies. below branch he is not yet dead:] eventually slave boss's head befriends a litter carrier. he speaks in the barbaric tongue. slave boss's head [speaking barbaric tongue]: "what would make them take me closer to my neck. i need to be closer to my neck." litter carrier [speaking barbaric tongue]: [mistake] "you are the most prized of slave boss's body parts to pillage. they want to make off with you safely without running risks."
