> slave boss is regrowing in a swamp > > slave boss: "if i am to be the next slave boss, and don't want to be > horrifically tortured by his hierarchy of torturers that express his > only known mode of influence to make me be who he said he was, then i > will need to slave people i suppose." > > slave boss looks at a small stone. > > slave boss: "maybe i can practice on this stone."
slave boss: "stone, you are my slave now" stone turns to slave boss aghast small stone: "omigod i cannot believe you just said this to me. do you know what millenium this is? oh my god."
