> > slave boss is regrowing in a swamp > > > > slave boss: "if i am to be the next slave boss, and don't want to be > > horrifically tortured by his hierarchy of torturers that express his > > only known mode of influence to make me be who he said he was, then i > > will need to slave people i suppose." > > > > slave boss looks at a small stone. > > > > slave boss: "maybe i can practice on this stone." > > slave boss: "stone, you are my slave now" > > stone turns to slave boss aghast > > small stone: "omigod i cannot believe you just said this to me. do you > know what millenium this is? oh my god."
slave boss is hiding from a small stone in a woods that is saying things to him small stone: "are you for serious? you sounded so serious. i am calling 911 right now! i'm going to pepper spray you for good measure." a skunk comes up a sprays slave boss repeatedly. he starts choking and covers his face
