slave boss figures out how to write computer programs computer programmer: "computer, do you know how to do shit?"
computer: "syntax error line 3" computer programmer: "nah, you don't know how to do shit. let me show you how to do shit. right here on line 3." computer programmer: "arright computer: now do you know how to do shit?" computer: "page fault dumping core" computer programmer puts head on hand as if humoring computer computer programmer: "you still don't know how to do shit, computer. you need me to tell you everyth
