> > > > > > > slave boss on 3d printing
> > > > > > > --------------
> > > > > > > some people wonder, how do you 3d print a human being?
> > > > > > > different options that only slave boss knows
> > > > > > > 1 could you feed a 3d human being into a 3d printer and extrude 
> > > > > > > them?
> > > > > > > 2 could you feed stem cells into a 3d printer and print out human
> > > > > > > biomatter like the mit lab does?
> > > > > > > one might consider this but the nozzle is too big to make the 
> > > > > > > human
> > > > > > > work right. it comes out more like one of slave boss's lab 
> > > > > > > experiments
> > > > > > > where the human goop looks humanlike, but falls on the floor and
> > > > > > > quivers in a way that makes people scream and quickly fall asleep 
> > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > the floor
> > > > > > > ..
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > no, the way to 3d print a human being is to put them under a 3d
> > > > > > > printer, and cover them in extruded plastic!
> > > > > > > tada!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > how to take the square root of a brain
> > > > > >
> > > > > > it is easy to square root brains when you understand that a brain is
> > > > > > simply a high-dimensional number on the high-dimensional hypervolume
> > > > > > of the various forms of intelligence that are possible and how they
> > > > > > develop.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > in a high-dimensional space we need a way to take the product of
> > > > > > numbers with themselves and get another number of appropriate degree
> > > > > > -- however, this is solved by the evolution of the various different
> > > > > > kinds of intelligence. we can project th--
> > > > >
> > > > > What To Do When Somebody Hacks Your Prosthetic Internal Bioskeletal
> > > > > Frame And Makes You Dance Against The Beat When Your Brain Is Mind
> > > > > Controlled To Send You To The Disco Room And Dance Precisely To The
> > > > > Beat To Protect The Planet
> > > > >
> > > > > try to dissociate and hope you survive
> > > >
> > > > "no!!! only silly wimp workers and worthless interns do that. people
> > > > who do that end up in the trafficking dungeon for -- ooh what is that
> > > > shiny thing?
> > >
> > > slave boss glazes over and walks into a wall
> > >
> > > slave boss why are you walking into a wall
> > >
> > > slave boss: "i have to try to do things to let people know how glazed 
> > > over i am
> >
> > slave boss: "lemme tell you about birding. when you're birding, you're
> > hunting down murder victims -- i mean murderers. and each one you
> > find, murders you. [whoops computer misbehavior]. [slave boss looks
> > hard in your eye]. that's how serious birding is.
>
> now we're gettin' murdered by a bird

so. slave boss's big plan for space travel is to mind control people
on the moon and mars to build spaceships that head down to eart--

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