On Thursday May 26 2005 3:54 pm, Matt Kettler wrote: > Jim Maul wrote: > > Hey, do you know any commands to remove things from other peoples' ASS? > > > > Maybe something like --remove-stick-from ? My boss really needs this! > > No, usually the only thing you can try on someone else is > --remove-head-from-ass. However, this will fail on some systems depending > on how that person has the security permissions set for their ass. > > It also depends on how far the head is implanted. If it's implanted too far > the entire ass becomes inaccessible and extraction requires major surgery. > I usually find that a 72", 17 lb digging bar (aka landscape bar) is the > tool of choice for this kind of surgery. > > > http://www.mytscstore.com/detail.asp?pcID=1&paID=1013&sonID=606&page=1&prod >uctID=1808
Matt, Isn't the landscape bar required in every sysadmin's tool kit? Dimitri
