Matt Kettler wrote:
Jim Maul wrote:
Hey, do you know any commands to remove things from other peoples' ASS?
Maybe something like --remove-stick-from ? My boss really needs this!
No, usually the only thing you can try on someone else is
--remove-head-from-ass. However, this will fail on some systems depending on how
that person has the security permissions set for their ass.
It also depends on how far the head is implanted. If it's implanted too far the
entire ass becomes inaccessible and extraction requires major surgery. I usually
find that a 72", 17 lb digging bar (aka landscape bar) is the tool of choice for
this kind of surgery.
http://www.mytscstore.com/detail.asp?pcID=1&paID=1013&sonID=606&page=1&productID=1808
That does look quite effective for that task.
There are several important things to remember about
CRI (Cranial Rectal Inversion). As you become more
familiar with CRI, you will see that it ...
(1) Reduces and/or distorts all powers of observation
in the CRI sufferer. Warning messages will be
especially difficult to convey.
(2) Reduces the intelligibility of their speech -- in
some cases you may need to become telepathic.
(3) Leads to an increase in speech volume (but without
clarity) -- probably as a partial compensation for (2).
(4) Upsets most people near the affected induhvidual
as it appears to be quite uncomfortable.
(5) Paradoxically, it might not actually _be_ as
uncomfortable as it looks -- evidenced by the fact
that so few affected induhviduals seek treatment
for their debilitating condition.
(6) In many cases (even after effective treatment), it
may reoccur and eventually evolve into a more severe
form, CCRI (Chronic Cranial Rectal Inversion).
--
Martin
