What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned Did you hear about the new "Divorce Barbie"? It comes with all of Ken's stuff "Doctor! Doctor! I feel like a pack of cards!" "Sit down and I'll deal with you later." "Doctor! Doctor! I feel like a bridge!" "What's come over you?" "Doctor! Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Pull yourself together!" What is the main reason Santa is so jolly? He knows where all the bad girls live What does Kenny G say when he walks into an elevator? "This place rocks!" What do you get when cross a godfather with a lawyer? An offer you can't understand What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? A microwave stops when you open the door What do people do with broken down cars in West Virginia? Build a house next to them --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
