What do tornadoes, hurricanes and redneck divorces have in common? Someone's fixin' to lose a trailer home
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players? It saves time in the long run What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 lbs. What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your house when they leave Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men? No phone numbers Guy walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck. Bartender says, "All right, I'll let ya stay---but don't start nuthin." A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it. The thief was spending less than his wife did What is the difference between a supermarket shopping bag and Michael Jackson? One is made of plastic and is very dangerous to children; the other holds groceries Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the park? One was a salted What has orange hair, big feet, and comes out of a test tube? Bozo the clone Why don't cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
