ahaahhhahha, I've heard these before, and I always get a kick when I read it. thanks for the laugh syl
Sugar Syl Says: The kindness you spread today will be gathered up and returned to you tomorrow. ----- Original Message ----- From: "delma bliss" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Tuesday, October 02, 2007 7:01 PM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] more jokes > > > Many people quit looking for work when they find a job > > > When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. > > Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. > > Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. > > Join the Army, meet interesting people, then kill them. > > Laughing stock: > cattle with a sense of humor. > > Why is "abbreviation" such a long word? > My software never has bugs. It just develops random features. > > <-------- The information went data way --------> > > Access denied--nah nani na nah nah! > > Does fuzzy logic tickle? > > All computers wait at the same speed. > > Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things. > > One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. > > One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people. > > To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it. > > Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. > > The older you get, the better you realize you were. > > I doubt, therefore I might be. > > Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. > > Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. > > Women like silent men, they think they're listening. > > Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. > > Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. > Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. > > A fool and his money are soon partying. > > Why did the orange go to the docter? > Because he was not peeling well. > > How do you make a walnut laugh??? > Crack it > > Son: How did you go to Egypt? > Dad: But I didn't. > Son Then where did you get mummy? > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
