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When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. Join the Army, meet interesting people, then kill them. Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor. Why is "abbreviation" such a long word? My software never has bugs. It just develops random features. <-------- The information went data way --------> Access denied--nah nani na nah nah! Does fuzzy logic tickle? All computers wait at the same speed. Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people. To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. The older you get, the better you realize you were. I doubt, therefore I might be. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. Women like silent men, they think they're listening. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. A fool and his money are soon partying. Why did the orange go to the docter? Because he was not peeling well. How do you make a walnut laugh??? Crack it Son: How did you go to Egypt? Dad: But I didn't. Son Then where did you get mummy? --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
