Update: the port is pretty much ready for submission. I decided to go with misc/fortune-mod-offensive, similar to the other ones (one of which is unmaintained so I'll try to stagify and adopt that one while I'm at it). The COMMENT became The offensive fortunes from FreeBSD 9 base, removed in FreeBSD 10 because it has to stay within 70 characters.
There's one issue I'd really prefer to sort before submitting, though. Should the Makefile define LICENSE? If so, what should it be (BSD I presume) and should LICENSE_FILE be defined as well? AvW -- I'm not completely useless, I can be used as a bad example.
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