> > > > > > > > slave boss is regrowing in a swamp > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > slave boss: "if i am to be the next slave boss, and don't want > > > > > > > > to be > > > > > > > > horrifically tortured by his hierarchy of torturers that > > > > > > > > express his > > > > > > > > only known mode of influence to make me be who he said he was, > > > > > > > > then i > > > > > > > > will need to slave people i suppose." > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > slave boss looks at a small stone. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > slave boss: "maybe i can practice on this stone." > > > > > > > > > > > > > > slave boss: "stone, you are my slave now" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stone turns to slave boss aghast > > > > > > > > > > > > > > small stone: "omigod i cannot believe you just said this to me. > > > > > > > do you > > > > > > > know what millenium this is? oh my god." > > > > > > > > > > > > slave boss is hiding from a small stone in a woods that is saying > > > > > > things to him > > > > > > > > > > > > small stone: "are you for serious? you sounded so serious. i am > > > > > > calling 911 right now! i'm going to pepper spray you for good > > > > > > measure." > > > > > > > > > > > > a skunk comes up a sprays slave boss repeatedly. he starts choking > > > > > > and > > > > > > covers his face > > > > > > > > > > the skunk is still spraying slave boss repeatedly. a siren can be > > > > > heard. > > > > > > > > > > slave boss: "skunk, i was just quartered by nations of armies led by > > > > > joan of arc, and my AI had to -- > > > > > > > > stone: "be quiet!!!! stop talking. you could be slaving me." > > > > > > > > another skunk comes up to help spray slave boss. the siren wail > > > > increases in pitch as it approaches > > > > > > [other branch: an education program is established to teach potential > > > incarnations of slave boss how horrible it is to slave people > > > > slave boss [to paramedics and police getting out of emergency > > vehicles]: "i am guilty of trafficking millions and millions of people > > for hundreds and hundreds of years. these skunks are my pets and only > > friends. i need to be imprisoned." > > > > paramedics look inquisitively at slave boss, ready to do what is needed > > > > small stone folds arms smugly > > slave boss is in the back of an emergency vehicle with two powerful > skunks who continue to aggressively spray him > > an emergency worker is interviewing a stone in the woods behind
the emergency vehicle reaches a prison and slave boss is dutifully imprisoned. there are legal proceedings where the skunks are hired to stay adjacent to his prison and continue to spray him if he moves. once people calm he will only be sprayed if he thinks of slaver-like thoughts
