> > > > > > > > > > > > > slave boss is regrowing in a swamp
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > slave boss: "if i am to be the next slave boss, and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > don't want to be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > horrifically tortured by his hierarchy of torturers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that express his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > only known mode of influence to make me be who he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > said he was, then i
> > > > > > > > > > > > > will need to slave people i suppose."
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > slave boss looks at a small stone.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > slave boss: "maybe i can practice on this stone."
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > slave boss: "stone, you are my slave now"
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > stone turns to slave boss aghast
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > small stone: "omigod i cannot believe you just said
> > > > > > > > > > > > this to me. do you
> > > > > > > > > > > > know what millenium this is? oh my god."
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > slave boss is hiding from a small stone in a woods that
> > > > > > > > > > > is saying things to him
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > small stone: "are you for serious? you sounded so
> > > > > > > > > > > serious. i am
> > > > > > > > > > > calling 911 right now! i'm going to pepper spray you for
> > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > measure."
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > a skunk comes up a sprays slave boss repeatedly. he
> > > > > > > > > > > starts choking and
> > > > > > > > > > > covers his face
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > the skunk is still spraying slave boss repeatedly. a siren
> > > > > > > > > > can be heard.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > slave boss: "skunk, i was just quartered by nations of
> > > > > > > > > > armies led by
> > > > > > > > > > joan of arc, and my AI had to --
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > stone: "be quiet!!!! stop talking. you could be slaving me."
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > another skunk comes up to help spray slave boss. the siren
> > > > > > > > > wail
> > > > > > > > > increases in pitch as it approaches
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > [other branch: an education program is established to teach
> > > > > > > > potential
> > > > > > > > incarnations of slave boss how horrible it is to slave people
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > slave boss [to paramedics and police getting out of emergency
> > > > > > > vehicles]: "i am guilty of trafficking millions and millions of
> > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > for hundreds and hundreds of years. these skunks are my pets and
> > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > friends. i need to be imprisoned."
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > paramedics look inquisitively at slave boss, ready to do what is
> > > > > > > needed
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > small stone folds arms smugly
> > > > > >
> > > > > > slave boss is in the back of an emergency vehicle with two powerful
> > > > > > skunks who continue to aggressively spray him
> > > > > >
> > > > > > an emergency worker is interviewing a stone in the woods behind
> > > > >
> > > > > the emergency vehicle reaches a prison and slave boss is dutifully
> > > > > imprisoned. there are legal proceedings where the skunks are hired to
> > > > > stay adjacent to his prison and continue to spray him if he moves.
> > > > missing word: adjacent to his prison _cell_. the skunks are right next
> > > > to him, aggressively spraying him and ready to spray him if there is
> > > > the slightest concern
> > > > >
> > > > > once people calm he will only be sprayed if he thinks of slaver-like
> > > > > thoughts
> > >
> > > interview with a prison skunk
> > >
> > > the skunk is reclining in a beach chair next to slave boss's prison
> > > cell, wearing shades, and drinking a drink with an umbrella in it
> > >
> > > blurred due to depth of field, another skunk is seen very blurry behind.
> > >
> > > every 30 seconds the skunk in the foreground sprays slave boss, in his
> > > prison cell, with a huge blast of noxious foul-colored gases and messy
> > > liquids. each spray, after a 15 second delay in syncopated tandem, the
> > > blurry skunk in the background does the same.
> > >
> > > skunk: "we have it good in this cushy job of --"
> > >
> > > skunk sprays slave boss with a huge blast of noxious gases and liquids
> > > and then sips its drink
> > >
> > > skunk: "--spraying slave boss. we have to keep constantly fit."
> > >
> > > skunk sprays slave boss with another huge blast of noxious gases and
> > > liquids and sips its drink again.
> > >
> > > skunk: "and we have the highest powered, most expensive protein shakes,"
> > >
> > > skunks sprays slave boss again with another huge blast of noxious
> > > gases and liquids, and then sips its drink again.
> > >
> > > skunk: "paid for by the fattest government paychecks,"
> > >
> > > skunks turns and gives slave boss a quick and finely-directed
> > > supersoaker-like blast of--
> >
> > although it is indeed likely to reinforce slave boss's enmeshment in
> > crime to treat him this way, it calms people who are very worried he
> > could spread an empire of slavery or possibly slave them personally
>
> slave boss eventually dies of asphyxiation, facial inflammation, skin
> infection, poisoning, and toxic exposure
>
> the skunks are paid to keep spraying his corpse
