> > slave boss and torture victim double agent are traveling across a landscape > > > > slave boss: "torture victim double agent, what are we going to do" > > > > torture victim double agent: "i don't know, slave boss! what are we > > going to do?" > > > > slave boss: "do you want to punish me for talking? should it be my turn > > now?" > > torture victim double agent: "your punishment is noticing that your > rules make you live a contradiction. this makes you think of something > from your past you can barely comprehend, the ignoring of which drives > your whole empire. this scares you in a way that doesn't make sense > and you start freaking out." > > slave boss looks at torture victim double agent. > > torture victim double agent: "why didn't you kick me out when i had no > interest in participating and refused to comply?" > > slave boss looks at torture victim double agent again. > > slave boss: "everybody has to comply when they learn about me." > > torture victim double agent: "so if i punish myself more by going on reddit > .." > > slave boss [covering ears and eyes]: "stop !!!!"
hearing there are lots of mistakes here. not quite sure if the judgements pass my normal review so might consider it random or possibly specifically-or-such biased [as normal