> > slave boss and torture victim double agent are traveling across a landscape
> >
> > slave boss: "torture victim double agent, what are we going to do"
> >
> > torture victim double agent: "i don't know, slave boss! what are we
> > going to do?"
> >
> > slave boss: "do you want to punish me for talking? should it be my turn 
> > now?"
>
> torture victim double agent: "your punishment is noticing that your
> rules make you live a contradiction. this makes you think of something
> from your past you can barely comprehend, the ignoring of which drives
> your whole empire. this scares you in a way that doesn't make sense
> and you start freaking out."
>
> slave boss looks at torture victim double agent.
>
> torture victim double agent: "why didn't you kick me out when i had no
> interest in participating and refused to comply?"
>
> slave boss looks at torture victim double agent again.
>
> slave boss: "everybody has to comply when they learn about me."
>
> torture victim double agent: "so if i punish myself more by going on reddit 
> .."
>
> slave boss [covering ears and eyes]: "stop !!!!"

hearing there are lots of mistakes here. not quite sure if the
judgements pass my normal review so might consider it random or
possibly specifically-or-such biased [as normal

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