> slave boss and torture victim double agent are traveling across a landscape
>
> slave boss: "torture victim double agent, what are we going to do"
>
> torture victim double agent: "i don't know, slave boss! what are we
> going to do?"
>
> slave boss: "do you want to punish me for talking? should it be my turn now?"

torture victim double agent: "your punishment is noticing that your
rules make you live a contradiction. this makes you think of something
from your past you can barely comprehend, the ignoring of which drives
your whole empire. this scares you in a way that doesn't make sense
and you start freaking out."

slave boss looks at torture victim double agent.

torture victim double agent: "why didn't you kick me out when i had no
interest in participating and refused to comply?"

slave boss looks at torture victim double agent again.

slave boss: "everybody has to comply when they learn about me."

torture victim double agent: "so if i punish myself more by going on reddit .."

slave boss [covering ears and eyes]: "stop !!!!"

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