> > > > > > boss of well-respected corporation was hiding behind a parked car so > > > > > > that nobody would see him or hurt him > > > > > > > > > > boss of well-respected corporation: "it's so nice to be hidden behind > > > > > this parked car and safe from dangerous things!" > > > > > > > > on the other side of the parked car, potentially deadly things like > > > > hearts and flowers and smiles were firing every which way and that > > > > > > these unknown, potentially extremely deadly things would fly in every > > > direction, sometimes careening by, sometimes making massive impacts in > > > the distance, sometimes striking something near the parked car that > > > boss of well-respected corporation was hiding behind > > > > > > but boss of well-respected corporation was safe from the flowers and > > > cheery conversations > > > > <once, in a prior eon, one of the ancestors of boss of well-respected > > corporation had peeked out from behind their parked car, and were > > greeted by a smiling expression of "slave b--!" and they then pulled > > their head back behind the parked car, and set up a many-generational > > religion to stay behind it > > boss of well-respected corporation sat behind the parked car. > > when he would calm, sometimes some of him would gently wander into > wondering if somebody had forged emails from him and introduced > himself as "slave b--"
but that was a difficult situation, and when it happened, boss of well-respected corporation would bring in another object, maybe a small dumpster, and place it behind the parked car, so that he could hide from the back of the parked car while also hiding from the other side of it
