> > > > > > > > boss of well-respected corporation was hiding behind a parked > > > > > > > > car so > > > > > > > > that nobody would see him or hurt him > > > > > > > > > > > > > > boss of well-respected corporation: "it's so nice to be hidden > > > > > > > behind > > > > > > > this parked car and safe from dangerous things!" > > > > > > > > > > > > on the other side of the parked car, potentially deadly things like > > > > > > hearts and flowers and smiles were firing every which way and that > > > > > > > > > > these unknown, potentially extremely deadly things would fly in every > > > > > direction, sometimes careening by, sometimes making massive impacts in > > > > > the distance, sometimes striking something near the parked car that > > > > > boss of well-respected corporation was hiding behind > > > > > > > > > > but boss of well-respected corporation was safe from the flowers and > > > > > cheery conversations > > > > > > > > <once, in a prior eon, one of the ancestors of boss of well-respected > > > > corporation had peeked out from behind their parked car, and were > > > > greeted by a smiling expression of "slave b--!" and they then pulled > > > > their head back behind the parked car, and set up a many-generational > > > > religion to stay behind it > > > > > > boss of well-respected corporation sat behind the parked car. > > > > > > when he would calm, sometimes some of him would gently wander into > > > wondering if somebody had forged emails from him and introduced > > > himself as "slave b--" > > > > but that was a difficult situation, and when it happened, boss of > > well-respected corporation would bring in another object, maybe a > > small dumpster, and place it behind the parked car, so that he could > > hide from the back of the parked car while also hiding from the other > > side of it > > eventually he decided that the dumpster made the backside of the car > look different enough that he might not be slave boss, and he hid > between the backside of the car and dumpster, for maximum hiding.as > hearts, cheery conversations, flowers, happy birds, sunbeams, and > smiles would ricochet off
boss of well-respected corporation, after studying the ancient texts from his ancestor about what it was like to see a smile, prepared carefully and peered around the backside of the car to see a heart there. the heart was clearly deadly. boss of well-respected corporation pulled his head back in, like his ancient texts related.
