> > > > > > > > > > > > > > boss of well-respected corporation was hiding > > > > > > > > > > > > > > behind a parked car so > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that nobody would see him or hurt him > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > boss of well-respected corporation: "it's so nice to > > > > > > > > > > > > > be hidden behind > > > > > > > > > > > > > this parked car and safe from dangerous things!" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on the other side of the parked car, potentially deadly > > > > > > > > > > > > things like > > > > > > > > > > > > hearts and flowers and smiles were firing every which > > > > > > > > > > > > way and that > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these unknown, potentially extremely deadly things would > > > > > > > > > > > fly in every > > > > > > > > > > > direction, sometimes careening by, sometimes making > > > > > > > > > > > massive impacts in > > > > > > > > > > > the distance, sometimes striking something near the > > > > > > > > > > > parked car that > > > > > > > > > > > boss of well-respected corporation was hiding behind > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but boss of well-respected corporation was safe from the > > > > > > > > > > > flowers and > > > > > > > > > > > cheery conversations > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <once, in a prior eon, one of the ancestors of boss of > > > > > > > > > > well-respected > > > > > > > > > > corporation had peeked out from behind their parked car, > > > > > > > > > > and were > > > > > > > > > > greeted by a smiling expression of "slave b--!" and they > > > > > > > > > > then pulled > > > > > > > > > > their head back behind the parked car, and set up a > > > > > > > > > > many-generational > > > > > > > > > > religion to stay behind it > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > boss of well-respected corporation sat behind the parked car. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when he would calm, sometimes some of him would gently wander > > > > > > > > > into > > > > > > > > > wondering if somebody had forged emails from him and > > > > > > > > > introduced > > > > > > > > > himself as "slave b--" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but that was a difficult situation, and when it happened, boss > > > > > > > > of > > > > > > > > well-respected corporation would bring in another object, maybe > > > > > > > > a > > > > > > > > small dumpster, and place it behind the parked car, so that he > > > > > > > > could > > > > > > > > hide from the back of the parked car while also hiding from the > > > > > > > > other > > > > > > > > side of it > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eventually he decided that the dumpster made the backside of the > > > > > > > car > > > > > > > look different enough that he might not be slave boss, and he hid > > > > > > > between the backside of the car and dumpster, for maximum > > > > > > > hiding.as > > > > > > > hearts, cheery conversations, flowers, happy birds, sunbeams, and > > > > > > > smiles would ricochet off > > > > > > > > > > > > boss of well-respected corporation, after studying the ancient texts > > > > > > from his ancestor about what it was like to see a smile, prepared > > > > > > carefully and peered around the backside of the car to see a heart > > > > > > there. > > > > > > > > > > > > the heart was clearly deadly. boss of well-respected corporation > > > > > > pulled his head back in, like his ancient texts related. > > > > > > > > > > boss of well-respected corporation peered around in the dirt behind > > > > > the parked car > > > > > and found a worm > > > > > > > > > > boss of well-respected corporation: "hello worm!" > > > > > > > > > > worm [beaming with friendship]: "hello --" the worm held its words > > > > > back as it almost said something. "hello!" > > > > > > > > boss of well-respected corporation [to worm]: "the air out there is > > > > full of flying hearts, smiles, sunbeams, flowers ... things that could > > > > leave your guts plastered on a wall as a warning to others faster than > > > > you blink." > > > > > > > > boss of well-respected corporation [to worm]: "you're not any of those > > > > things, are you?" > > > > > > worm [grinning with pure friendship at boss of well-respected > > > corporation]: "of course n--!" > > > > > > worm [grinning]: "um!" > > > > > > worm: "would you rather i didn't smile?" > > > > > > boss of well-respected corporation: "you're scared too, huh?" > > > > worm [grinning more]: "does it help if i clarif-- > > [oop-- > > boss of well-respected corporation picks up worm > > boss of well-respected corporation [speaking to worm, holding worm]: > "worm, i gotta talk to you. even if you might blow me to bits like > those sunbeams and smiles will. i don't want to hear it. i just need > to talk to somebody, to anything at all."
boss of well-respected corporation suddenly spasms, almost squeezes the worm to death before releasing it, and falls to the ground and begins flailing wildly and frothing at the mouth the worm falls near boss of well-respected corporation, and is unharmed worm [grinning with pure friendship]: "are you okay ..?"
