I would call that throughput.

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> On Jul 23, 2020, at 7:17 PM, Dave <dmilho...@wletc.com> wrote:
> 
> 
> I always thought of speed as the latency as I was taught in the golden age of 
> X.25 host LOL!
> 
> Capacity is the measure of how much can we send at one time with that same 
> latency.
> 
> Am I wrong on this??
> 
> 
> 
> On 7/23/2020 2:47 PM, Ken Hohhof wrote:
>> So true.
>>  
>> Of course a couple days ago I had a customer all worried because her 
>> Internet was SO SLOW compared to what she should have.  She works for Blue 
>> Cross / Blue Shield and was applying to work from home and they told her to 
>> go to speedtest.net and then gave her a screenshot of how to share her 
>> results.  The screenshot showed a download speed of 91 Mbps.  She 
>> interpreted it as that’s what she should have.  She is currently on a 10 
>> Mbps plan and thought OMG I only have one tenth of what I should have and 
>> I’ll never be able to work from home.
>>  
>> And IT people can be a pain in the butt.  Maybe there should also be an IT 
>> to English dictionary.
>>  
>> 1 Gbps = fast
>> 100 Mbps = barely adequate
>> 10 Mbps = slower than dialup
>>  
>>  
>> From: AF <af-boun...@af.afmug.com> On Behalf Of Adam Moffett
>> Sent: Thursday, July 23, 2020 2:00 PM
>> To: af@af.afmug.com
>> Subject: Re: [AFMUG] customer to English dictionary
>>  
>> I feel the same way about the word "speed", and by extension the word "slow".
>> 
>> It's partly our own fault for calling "bits per second" a "speed" starting 
>> back in the 90's.  "Oh you've only got a speed of 10Mbps?  That must be why 
>> it's slow. "
>> 
>> The thing a customer actually cares about in terms of speed is that when 
>> they click a link, buy a PS4 game, and so on that, that the the result of 
>> whatever they initiated comes quickly.  The way people use the term, "Speed" 
>> of the network is more like how much work was performed over time, and bps 
>> plays a role in that (especially downloading the PS4 game), but every single 
>> thing between the user and the server plays a role in that too.  Even 
>> excluding the things outside of our control, the perceived "speed" is 
>> impacted by buffers, queues, QoS, latency, jitter, and so on. 
>> 
>> So this "customer to english" translation is the inverse of the problem 
>> where all boxes with blinky lights get a random name.  All problems 
>> impacting completion of tasks are called "slow speeds".
>> 
>> "slow service" = jitter in my online game
>> 
>> "slow service" = my wifi signal sucks
>> 
>> "slow service" = Facebook is down
>> 
>> "slow service" = An App Store download on my Dad's iPad is stuck at 58 out 
>> of 130MB and won't go past that.
>> 
>> "slow service" = My VoIP call is breaking up
>> 
>> "slow service" = speedtest.net says I get 9.2Mbps, but I pay for 10Mbps. And 
>> really that's irrelevant, what I'm really calling about is my work VPN won't 
>> connect because I have a 1492 byte MTU and their Sonicwall drops PMTUD 
>> packets, but the first thing I do for any problem is run speedtest.net and 
>> then report whatever's wrong as slow service.
>> 
>> Then when they tell you service is "slow" and you seek clarification about 
>> what's not working or what's being slow for them they think you're arguing 
>> about it.  Really they're making such a general statement that you have no 
>> idea what to even look for yet.
>> 
>>  
>> 
>>  
>> 
>> On 7/23/2020 2:30 PM, Ken Hohhof wrote:
>> “Signal” and “Connection” are two of the most problematic words as far as 
>> not meaning the same thing to customers as to tech support people.
>>  
>> Like if customer says I have no signal, I figure they must be talking about 
>> no WiFi signal because they specifically used the word signal.  But often 
>> they are using the word “signal” to mean “Internet”.  So if Facebook or 
>> Netflix doesn’t work, they have no signal.
>>  
>> Then there are the people who complain they only have 1 bar of signal so we 
>> need to come out and adjust their antenna.  But they are looking at the 
>> Ethernet port lights on the router and thinking those are WiFi bars.  This 
>> happens a lot with Mikrotiks which have the 1-5 LEDs on top.
>>  
>> Same with the word connection.  I have no connection, I can’t get connected. 
>>  Is their device telling them no connections are available?  Like when they 
>> same I’m not on my phone.  What does it mean to be “on” your phone?
>>  
>> At least Internet Explorer is pretty much gone.  People used to tell us they 
>> were clicking on “the Internet”, I think usually they meant Internet 
>> Explorer.  Now they say they use Google, and we’re not sure if they mean 
>> Chrome, or they are searching with Google (many people don’t know how to 
>> enter a web address).
>>  
>> Then there’s “I am trying to log onto the Internet”.  Wait, are you entering 
>> login credentials like a username and password?  Is this your Windows login? 
>>  Gmail?  Often they don’t really mean log in, just do something, like go to 
>> a webpage.  So
>>  
>> Log in = do something
>>  
>> Don’t get me going on the symbols on home routers.  The sparkler is on, the 
>> tadpole is off …
>>  
>> From: AF <af-boun...@af.afmug.com> On Behalf Of Adam Moffett
>> Sent: Thursday, July 23, 2020 11:33 AM
>> To: af@af.afmug.com
>> Subject: Re: [AFMUG] customer to English dictionary
>>  
>> Yeah and since the monitor says "No Signal" right on the screen I can almost 
>> understand the confusion.  I think laptops and tablets are making monitor 
>> malfunctions a less common thing though.
>> 
>> On 7/23/2020 12:11 PM, castarritt wrote:
>> I've got no signal = Monitor on while PC powered down
>>  
>> On Thu, Jul 23, 2020 at 10:41 AM Larry Smith <lesm...@ecsis.net> wrote:
>> We haven't touched anything = my son/daughter/cousin
>> staying with us wanted faster internet so they moved the router
>> into their room and now nothing works.
>> 
>> -- 
>> Larry Smith
>> lesm...@ecsis.net
>> 
>> On Thu July 23 2020 10:22, Nate Burke wrote:
>> > 'Connection has been Unusable for several days' = Normal streaming
>> > patterns until an hour ago.
>> >
>> > 'I don't know why the radio is offline' =
>> > Self/husband/child/pet/landscaper cut the cable outside.
>> >
>> > 'It just stopped working' = new roof was installed
>> >
>> > On 7/23/2020 8:23 AM, Ron M. wrote:
>> > > "The internet is down" = I can't get to my one specific
>> > > (blog/porn/political/etc) website. I can get to everything else, just
>> > > not that one site.
>> > >
>> > > On Thu, Jul 23, 2020 at 2:17 AM Josh Luthman
>> > > <j...@imaginenetworksllc.com <mailto:j...@imaginenetworksllc.com>> wrote:
>> > >
>> > >     "I've got nothing" = My DirectTV doesn't work, but my cell phone
>> > >     works, husbands phone and tablet works, all four kids are watching
>> > >     2 video streams each
>> > >
>> > >     Josh Luthman
>> > >     Office: 937-552-2340
>> > >     Direct: 937-552-2343
>> > >     1100 Wayne St
>> > >     Suite 1337
>> > >     Troy, OH 45373
>> > >
>> > >
>> > >     On Thu, Jul 23, 2020 at 1:36 AM Steve Jones
>> > >     <thatoneguyst...@gmail.com <mailto:thatoneguyst...@gmail.com>> wrote:
>> > >
>> > >         I've had old men start reading the label on the poe to me and
>> > >         it takes a bit to understand what they're telling me cause I
>> > >         cant even see most of it. Amazing to me.
>> > >
>> > >         Also
>> > >
>> > >         Right next to the router: 3 rooms over through a refrigerator
>> > >         behind a tv.
>> > >
>> > >         <insert scrap online service> says your internet is too slow:
>> > >         Patel, I mean Roy from tech support doesnt even know what the
>> > >         service is he is supporting
>> > >
>> > >         I didnt touch anything since it was installed: I moved every
>> > >         wire and managed to make my cordless phone power supply cord
>> > >         fit in the router
>> > >
>> > >         That's the way your techs left it: I am a liar
>> > >
>> > >         On Wed, Jul 22, 2020, 8:01 PM Adam Moffett
>> > >         <dmmoff...@gmail.com <mailto:dmmoff...@gmail.com>> wrote:
>> > >
>> > >             Modem = a box with blinky lights.
>> > >
>> > >             Router = a box with blinky lights.
>> > >
>> > >             Hub = a box with blinky lights.
>> > >
>> > >             Switch = a box with blink lights.
>> > >
>> > >             You don't know what it is until they read the words on it
>> > >             and tell you it's the Linksy.
>> > >
>> > >             On 7/22/2020 6:47 PM, Ken Hohhof wrote:
>> > >>             I think we need one.  For example,
>> > >>
>> > >>             Satellite = antenna (e.g. you put a satellite on my roof)
>> > >>
>> > >>             Cable = TV (e.g. where do I plug in the cable)
>> > >>
>> > >>             WiFi = Internet
>> > >>
>> > >>             Booster = range extender
>> > >>
>> > >>             Linsky = router (also Link System)
>> > >>
>> > >>             Slow as dialup = meaningless, nobody remembers dialup
>> > >
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