My fave is

We are down AGAIN!

Tech arrives to find roofers using flame throwers to seal the flat roof with new rubberized roof.

Cable Melted into roof.. hmm this should allow for optimal service :)


On 7/23/2020 10:22 AM, Nate Burke wrote:
'Connection has been Unusable for several days' = Normal streaming patterns until an hour ago.

'I don't know why the radio is offline' = Self/husband/child/pet/landscaper cut the cable outside.

'It just stopped working' = new roof was installed

On 7/23/2020 8:23 AM, Ron M. wrote:
"The internet is down" = I can't get to my one specific (blog/porn/political/etc) website. I can get to everything else, just not that one site.

On Thu, Jul 23, 2020 at 2:17 AM Josh Luthman <j...@imaginenetworksllc.com <mailto:j...@imaginenetworksllc.com>> wrote:

    "I've got nothing" = My DirectTV doesn't work, but my cell phone
    works, husbands phone and tablet works, all four kids are
    watching 2 video streams each

    Josh Luthman
    Office: 937-552-2340
    Direct: 937-552-2343
    1100 Wayne St
    Suite 1337
    Troy, OH 45373


    On Thu, Jul 23, 2020 at 1:36 AM Steve Jones
    <thatoneguyst...@gmail.com <mailto:thatoneguyst...@gmail.com>> wrote:

        I've had old men start reading the label on the poe to me and
        it takes a bit to understand what they're telling me cause I
        cant even see most of it. Amazing to me.

        Also

        Right next to the router: 3 rooms over through a refrigerator
        behind a tv.

        <insert scrap online service> says your internet is too slow:
        Patel, I mean Roy from tech support doesnt even know what the
        service is he is supporting

        I didnt touch anything since it was installed: I moved every
        wire and managed to make my cordless phone power supply cord
        fit in the router

        That's the way your techs left it: I am a liar

        On Wed, Jul 22, 2020, 8:01 PM Adam Moffett
        <dmmoff...@gmail.com <mailto:dmmoff...@gmail.com>> wrote:

            Modem = a box with blinky lights.

            Router = a box with blinky lights.

            Hub = a box with blinky lights.

            Switch = a box with blink lights.

            You don't know what it is until they read the words on it
            and tell you it's the Linksy.


            On 7/22/2020 6:47 PM, Ken Hohhof wrote:

            I think we need one.  For example,

            Satellite = antenna (e.g. you put a satellite on my roof)

            Cable = TV (e.g. where do I plug in the cable)

            WiFi = Internet

            Booster = range extender

            Linsky = router (also Link System)

            Slow as dialup = meaningless, nobody remembers dialup


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