In a modern Mayberry:
- Andy to Aunt Bee: "E-MAIL THE MAN!"
- Goober hooks up Gilley Walker's car to the computer at the filling station
to run a diagnostic check on it to try and determine why it makes noises like
"chop-wheat chop-wheat" and "pa-ding pa-ding." The diagnostic readings
returned by the computer are as follows:
Problem - Speed, Speed, Speed
Cause - You don't drive a car fast ALL the time...You drive it slow every
now and then
Cure - None...You can't abuse a car for years and expect it to be made new
again
- The Medlebright sisters are doing research on WebMD to try to figure out why
their feet fall asleep. (I wonder what causes that?)
- The houses that Barney has for sale can be viewed online at FifeRealty.com
Newton "I'm Ept" Monroe
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