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On 15 Jul 2002 at 7:40, Rob McMillin wrote:

> Okay, I'm at wit's end. How do I unsubscribe? 

Here's how to unsubscribe:

<humor>

First, ask your Internet Provider to mail you an 
Unsubscribing Kit. Then follow these directions.  

The kit will most likely be the standard no-fault type. 
Depending on requirements, System A and/or System B 
can be used. When operating System A, depress lever 
and a plastic dalkron unsubscriber will be dispensed 
through the slot immediately underneath. When you 
have fastened the adhesive lip, attach connection 
marked by the large "X" outlet hose. Twist the silver- 
coloured ring one inch below the connection point until 
you feel it lock.  

The kit is now ready for use. The Cin-Eliminator is 
activated by the small switch on the lip. When securing, 
twist the ring back to its initial condition, so that the 
two orange lines meet. Disconnect. Place the dalkron 
unsubscriber in the vacuum receptacle to the rear. 
Activate by pressing the blue button.  

The controls for System B are located on the opposite 
side. The red release switch places the Cin-Eliminator 
into position; it can be adjusted manually up or down by 
pressing the blue manual release button. The opening is 
self- adjusting. To secure after use, press the green 
button, which simultaneously activates the evaporator 
and returns the Cin-Eliminator to its storage position.  

You may log off if the green exit light is on over the 
evaporator . If the red light is illuminated, one of the 
Cin-Eliminator requirements has not been properly 
implemented. Press the "List Guy" call button on the 
right of the evaporator . He will secure all facilities 
from his control panel.  

To use the Auto-Unsub, first undress and place all your 
clothes in the clothes rack. Put on the velcro slippers 
located in the cabinet immediately below. Enter the 
shower, taking the entire kit with you. On the control 
panel to your upper right upon entering you will see a 
"Shower seal" button. Press to activate. A green light 
will then be illuminated immediately below. On the 
intensity knob, select the desired setting. Now depress 
the Auto- Unsub activation lever. Bathe normally.  

The Auto-Unsub will automatically go off after three 
minutes unless you activate the "Manual off" override 
switch by flipping it up. When you are ready to leave, 
press the blue "Shower seal" release button. The door 
will open and you may leave. Please remove the velcro 
slippers and place them in their container.  

If you prefer the ultrasonic log-off mode, press the 
indicated blue button. When the twin panels open, pull 
forward by rings A & B. The knob to the left , just 
below the blue light, has three settings, low, medium or 
high. For normal use, the medium setting is suggested.  

After these settings have been made, you can activate 
the device by switching to the "ON" position the clearly 
marked red switch. If during the unsubscribing 
operation, you wish to change the settings, place the 
"manual off" override switch in the "OFF" position. You 
may now make the change and repeat the cycle. When 
the green exit light goes on, you may log off and have 
lunch. Please close the door behind you.  

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