Re: New series of articles on Code Golf

2011-05-18 Thread Jasper
, Andrew Savige wrote: >> This series is now complete with the addition of two bonus episodes: >> >>  * http://www.perlmonks.org/?node_id=811919  (Part V) >>  * http://www.perlmonks.org/?node_id=814900  (Part VI) > > One more: http://www.perlmonks.org/?node_id=903641 > > Cheers > /-\ > -- Jasper

Re: Another one-liner?

2009-06-24 Thread Jasper
2009/6/24 Daniel Tiefnig : > >  perl -00 -ne'/.{65535}/||print' > of course becomes perl -00 -pe'$_ x=!/.{65535}/' -- Jasper

Re: New series of articles on Code Golf

2009-05-10 Thread Jasper
Thanks for wasting my Sunday! And it's sunny! Son of a ... -- Jasper

Re: In these times of economic crisis...

2009-04-27 Thread Jasper
d can at least be shortened to this at the cost of one dollar: > perl -le 'print+(grep{/[mackrel]/}<>)/$.' < sowpods Shorter, with still one dollar. (actually, only shorter because you have grep{} instead of grep with a comma, so the same) perl -alp0e '$_=(grep/[mackrel]/,@F)/@F' < sowpods Without the dollar, it's a bit longer, of course. perl -aln0e 'print+(grep/[mackrel]/,@F)/@F' < sowpods But that is the best I can do.. -- Jasper (I'll send the tested one to the list, Phil)

scrabble word scorer

2008-06-17 Thread Jasper
Hi, y'all, Can anyone beat 55 on this? I don't know if we ever did it as a challenge. Should I search for it in the book? -- Jasper

Re: google's challenges

2008-05-30 Thread Jasper
2008/5/30 Randal L. Schwartz <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>: >>>>>> "Jasper" == Jasper <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes: > > Jasper> Well, that was a big assumption, then. > > Keep in mind, "obvious" to you is very unlikely "obvious" t

Re: google's challenges

2008-05-27 Thread Jasper
2008/5/27 Bram <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>: > On Tue, 27 May 2008 13:27:54 +0200, Jasper <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > >> Has anyone been golfing the google challenges? > > What challenges? Well, that was a big assumption, then. http://treasurehunt.appspot.com/ Two so

google's challenges

2008-05-27 Thread Jasper
Has anyone been golfing the google challenges? I've got the robot one to around 74 characters (not including the 'use Math::BigInt' :)) The other one didn't seem all that interesting in comparison.. ~~~tumbleweed~~~ -- Jasper

Re: Just chipping in...

2008-05-19 Thread Jasper
stupid reply-to 2008/5/19 Jasper <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>: > 2007/11/20 Tuomo Salo <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>: >> This one has no performance issues and is even a little bit shorter. Yay! >> >> #!perl -l >> $r=qr/\((??{$r})*\)/;map/^$r+$/&&print,glob"{(,)}

Re: Just chipping in...

2008-03-31 Thread Jasper
, but it's shorter than bass's. Jasper On 23/11/2007, Jasper <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > On 23/11/2007, Jasper <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > Just thought of this. > > > > Probably has performance issues and is a little bit longer. Boo! >

Re: Just chipping in...

2007-11-23 Thread Jasper
On 23/11/2007, Jasper <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Just thought of this. > > Probably has performance issues and is a little bit longer. Boo! > > #!perl -l > $l=2*pop;fork?$l>$c++?$_.='(':exit:$c--?$_.=')':exit while$l--;print > > Doesn&#x

Re: Just chipping in...

2007-11-23 Thread Jasper
sues and is a little bit longer. Boo! #!perl -l $l=2*pop;fork?$l>$c++?$_.='(':exit:$c--?$_.=')':exit while$l--;print Doesn't order correctly (it would if I added a wait), doesn't print right, but everyone loves potentially killing their machine with a fork. Can't get rid of the two exits, so there seems to be flab for sure -- Jasper

Re: Just chipping in...

2007-11-15 Thread Jasper
On 15/11/2007, Jasper <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > On 15/11/2007, Jasper <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > On 15/11/2007, Phil Carmody <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > I saw this on sci.math, and thought "one liner" ;-) > > > I even

Re: Just chipping in...

2007-11-15 Thread Jasper
On 15/11/2007, Jasper <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > \$h{$_='()'x$ARGV[0]}; > \$h{$_,reverse}while s/\)(.*?)\(/$1()/; > print for sort keys %h; Phil points out that reverse isn't actually a mirror (and scalar reverse makes this horribly incorrect), so it turns ou

Re: Just chipping in...

2007-11-15 Thread Jasper
I give up! I should learn to check before posting... This doesn't work either. It looks like it does without counting the results, though :S On 15/11/2007, Jasper <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > On 15/11/2007, Jasper <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > > > \$h{$_

Re: Just chipping in...

2007-11-15 Thread Jasper
On 15/11/2007, Jasper <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > On 15/11/2007, Phil Carmody <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > I saw this on sci.math, and thought "one liner" ;-) > > I even think a DP non-recursive approach should be quite quick. > > Keeping the output in

Re: Just chipping in...

2007-11-15 Thread Jasper
$i,$c,@p)[EMAIL PROTECTED]; $i? map{f($i-1,$c+/\(/-/\)/,@p,$_)}!$c?'(':$c-$i?qw{) (}:')': print join'',@p } f($ARGV[0]*2); I suppose that will give an undef for 0... -- Jasper

(polish) golfs archive

2007-07-17 Thread Jasper
compo.. Anyone keep any of this around? Anyone know specifically of a good one that was fun? I suppose I could grab one of Terje's golfs that I didn't do instead... Thanks -- Jasper

samy in the news?

2007-02-02 Thread Jasper
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/02/02/myspace_spoofers_sue/ the same Mr Kamkar? -- Jasper

Re: New Golf

2007-01-17 Thread Jasper
t seemed far too complicated to me. Jasper p.s. for($f=12;$f-->0;){ surely for($f=12;--$f;){ ?

Re: New Golf

2007-01-04 Thread Jasper
On 1/4/07, Andrew Savige <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: It seems to me that some of the solutions are not quite correct, failing the test case: MD plus I which should produce the answer MDI. Please correct me if I'm wrong, but it seems that the shortest solutions of szery, Sec and

Re: New Golf

2007-01-02 Thread Jasper
On 1/2/07, Andrew Savige <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: effort. Sorry 'bout that, Jasper. It never occurred, not in my wildest dreams that you'd never heard of mtve's big book of golf! Can someone send me a link? Terje's old link has expired, and there doesn't

Re: New Golf

2007-01-02 Thread Jasper
hanks, Samy, kept me away from the nephew and niece for a few days. Jasper On 12/25/06, Ton Hospel <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: http://www.fonality.com/golf/ They are sneakily using it for recruiting (read the rules), but in compensation it seems to have real prizes. -- "Sometimes a hack

Re: file renamer (i'm a newbie)

2006-03-30 Thread Jasper
(Moral from Groo The Wanderer #34 (Epic)) >From Groo? Surely this should read "most clever being is at the mercy of the stupidest"? -- Jasper

Re: Small golfing trick

2006-03-24 Thread Jasper
On 3/23/06, Philippe 'BooK' Bruhat <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > perl -ne'$s{$_}++||print' file > > with > > perl -ne'$$_++||print' file > > Three characters in one shot! I think MTV used this in the palindrome golf, at least. So it's been around for a while :) Jasper

Re: New Perl Mini-Golf: Circle

2005-08-17 Thread Jasper
Thanks for the pointer, Schlomi. It looks like I'm a little rusty :) (although I'm too busy at work etc. etc.). Jasper On 8/9/05, Shlomi Fish <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > There's a new Perl Mini-Golf Circle at kernelpanic.pl: > > http://kernelpanic.pl/perlgolf-lis

Re: Su Doku golf suggestion

2005-07-15 Thread Jasper
On 7/14/05, Eugene van der Pijll <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Jasper schreef: > > Not that I've played it much, but Su Doku seems to be the flavour of > > the week here in London, and looks like a likely candidate for a > > competition. > > Alas, it's be

Re: Su Doku golf suggestion

2005-07-15 Thread Jasper
On 7/14/05, Eugene van der Pijll <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Jasper schreef: > > Not that I've played it much, but Su Doku seems to be the flavour of > > the week here in London, and looks like a likely candidate for a > > competition. > > Alas, it'

Su Doku golf suggestion

2005-07-14 Thread Jasper
my own and fail miserably and give up, so don't let this get your hopes up entirely.. If anyone can see that it's a very poor idea, let me know. Cheerio, (oh, and good work with that book, mtve) -- Jasper

Re: Perl golf article at Perl Monks

2005-03-08 Thread Jasper
how to answer. Nice. Perhaps it'll prompt a new compo soon :) -- Jasper

Re: [OT] Excel Golf: Unix Time to Excel Time in one line

2004-10-26 Thread Jasper
- >WEEKDAY(DATE(YEAR(DATE(1970,1,1)+A2/24/60/60),11,1),2) >+ >1/24 >) Would another cell with DATE(1970,1,1)+A2/24/60/60 in it not help matters a bit? I know nothing about excel -- Jasper

golfers at YAPC::Europe 2004

2004-09-20 Thread Jasper
le he was my golfing arch-nemesis he had no idea what I was talking about. In fact he seemed oblivious to my existence. How humiliating. :) Cheerio -- Jasper

YAPC Europe

2004-08-30 Thread Jasper
Just wondering if I'll be putting any faces to names from this list in Belfast in a few weeks. I'll be there, but then it's my home town, too, so I'd be bad not to show up. -- Jasper

mastermind test

2004-07-30 Thread Jasper
version 5 - I am pretty stupid -- Jasper

mastermind test 35?

2004-07-30 Thread Jasper
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entries for triangle

2004-07-29 Thread Jasper
I wonder if we'll set a record for the number of entries for tri.pl Looking good so far. -- Jasper

rush hour

2004-06-29 Thread Jasper
And I thought my results were turning a bit. as usual, impressed by the alien solutions. Now to try to figure them out... -- Jasper

Re: Linus sequence

2003-12-19 Thread Jasper McCrea
Rick Klement wrote: > > Phil Carmody wrote: > > > > Embarassment time - > > perl -e > > '"${s}1_${s}2"=~/(.*)\1_.*?(.*)\2$/,print$s.=1+(length$1>length$2),$/for(0..98)' > > > > The task was to produce the "Linus sequence" where either a 1 or a 2 is added > > to the seed "1", such that the contiguo

my palindromes solution

2003-06-23 Thread Jasper McCrea
x27;/ mtve has post-mortemly improved the pos setting part (he used this technique to do something only very slightly different in his solution) to: pos=$$_++ very clever indeed (gives a 54). If the string is 'monkey', for each iteration pos is $monkey++, then $yeknom++, then $monkey++

Re: My boggle solution

2003-06-10 Thread Jasper McCrea
acing $p!~$_&b("$_ $p",@L)&($_-$p)=~/$_|\b[1456]$/ with $p!~$_&($_-$p)=~/$_|\b[1456]$/&&b("$_ $p",@L) makes the whole thing _much_ faster, but at the expense of one character - no thanks!) I hope that seems relatively straightforward to everyone. I am humbled by reading ton's explanation, but not quite so humble as to not post this ;) Jasper -- Kirk: Spock, the women on your planet are logical. No other planet in the galaxy can make that claim.

linear automata

2003-04-03 Thread Jasper McCrea
hi, @ARGV is the return from the DNA function? i.e. @ARGV[0..9] is equivalent to DNA 0..9 , if you see what I mean? The rules don't make this terribly clear. Jasper -- Junior:My hat blew off, daddy. Buford T. Justice: I hope your goddamn head was in it.

resistor value golf

2003-03-18 Thread Jasper McCrea
Doff%26start%3D25 that might ( :) ) get line wrapped. I got 71. I posted that, but I did it via google so it might take a while to show. Jasper -- We can't find Osama because Arthur Andersen f**king shredded him

isometric?

2003-02-17 Thread Jasper McCrea
Hello, Just incidentally, wouldn't isometric projection be + / \ / \ + + |\ /| | \ / | + + + \ | / \|/ + if I remember correctly from my technical drawing at school. Jasper -- split//,"hrja8sp7 aknouthder£ p+er.l haack er";$b= sub{print$_[$i]if$i++%3

Re: perlgolf stops updating

2003-01-16 Thread Jasper McCrea
arkady wrote: > > Greetings, golfteam. > > please respond, is perlgolf closed (not updating) permanently? > Everybody seems to be playing minigolf at the moment. http://terje.dev.webon.net/wsp/pgas/score.pl?func=rules&hole=20 38 entries! No wonder I'm so far down the

Re: TPR golf

2002-12-12 Thread Jasper McCrea
cript. Having played a number of these it almost seems pointless to me to have even one (let alone three or four) people spending hours a day on TPR maintenance. Sure, TPR has books to give away, but only one (OK, two) person can win each month. I don't think they are an incentive to play fo

Re: The monthly golf *IS* happening

2002-11-25 Thread Jasper McCrea
#x27;. Thank goodness Ton gave us two methods, though, because I was on 90-odd for the other method. Thanks to refs, and looking forward to next month! Jasper (who's just not back from an abandoned due to food poisoning trip to Texas)

Re: Are You a Perl Golf Addict?

2002-10-14 Thread Jasper McCrea
[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: > > My name is Michael and my score is 20. > I haven't golfed in 12 hours. > I am hoplessly addicted to Perl Golf. Jasper - 13 Michael - 20 Eugene - 21 Mike T - 28 Ton - 28 Yes!!! I knew I'd win one of these damn competitions sooner or

Re: Two new golfs are available

2002-09-19 Thread Jasper McCrea
Mtv Europe wrote: > > Hello All! > > Two new minigolfs are available at http://terje.dev.webon.net/golf/ > > Easy one ("Ordered fractions") will be finished on 2002-09-19 10:00:00 UTC > and hard one ("Forth") on 2002-09-24 10:00:00 UTC. I think we should have an explanation of your 71. Jaspe

Re: Reflections

2002-08-09 Thread Jasper McCrea
aces (if the > system clock is correct), but not for all times. In particular, it should fail > beginning April 17, 2033. $n=1 has the advantages of being shorter and valid for those tournaments run in the 2040s (barring syntax changes!) :) Jasper -- Rob:Man, I couldn't do t

Re: It's so simple ! It can't be that hard !

2002-07-31 Thread Jasper McCrea
am doped up on codeine after breaking both arms (so one was only chipped, sue me), and didn't spend too long on it. jasper hmmm, just looked at leaderboard. not threatening anyone. drat. -- Neil, is it really necessary to nail the plates to the table? What happens when we want to play Mono

Re: more minigolf

2002-07-11 Thread Jasper McCrea
Jasper McCrea wrote: > > Probably too soon for everyone, but a simple one. > > given a line number on the command line, print out that line from > Pascal's triangle. Single space separated numbers, nothing but a \n at > the end, you know the drill. > > I have a

Re: more minigolf

2002-07-10 Thread Jasper McCrea
Phil Carmody wrote: > > --- Jasper McCrea <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Michael W Thelen wrote: > > > > > > On Wed, Jul 10, 2002 at 12:47:40PM +0100, Jasper McCrea wrote: > > > > given a line number on the command line, print out that line

Re: more minigolf

2002-07-10 Thread Jasper McCrea
Michael W Thelen wrote: > > On Wed, Jul 10, 2002 at 12:47:40PM +0100, Jasper McCrea wrote: > > given a line number on the command line, print out that line from > > Pascal's triangle. Single space separated numbers, nothing but a \n at > > the end, you know the dr

more minigolf

2002-07-10 Thread Jasper McCrea
Probably too soon for everyone, but a simple one. given a line number on the command line, print out that line from Pascal's triangle. Single space separated numbers, nothing but a \n at the end, you know the drill. I have a 53, but it seems very flabby. Jasper

Re: My solution annotated

2002-07-08 Thread Jasper McCrea
Ala Qumsieh wrote: > snip > > ## This can be re-written as: > ## while (/\S+/g) { > ## if (!/ \Q$&\E\n/) { > ## print $&; > ## s/^\Q$&\E\s//mg; > ## } > ## } > ## I didn't realise that a while loop like this is restarted if $_ changes. I attempt

Re: tpr(0,4b) has ended

2002-07-08 Thread Jasper McCrea
milar tack. How wrong I was. Jasper -- sub f{$n=$g{$_[0]};for(0..19){$x=$_%4;$f->[($_-$x)/4][$x+$o]=$n%2 ;$n/=2}$o+=5}@g{@a=split'','jasp another perl hacker'}=();@g{sort keys%g}=unpack'a6'x14,'0063067943048640130262849741479834027' ..'79874096291

Re: test #23

2002-07-04 Thread Jasper McCrea
Jasper McCrea wrote: > > I'm just about to go out to the boozer, and I _need_ to know what test 23 > from tpr04b.pl version 1.8 is before I go. The waiting is killing me. > > Does anyone know what it is? Amusingly, after all that waiting, my 123 passes all the new test

Re: test #23

2002-07-03 Thread Jasper McCrea
Julien Quint wrote: > > On Wed, Jul 03, 2002 at 05:45:23PM +0100, Jasper McCrea wrote: > > I'm just about to go out to the boozer, and I _need_ to know what test 23 > > from tpr04b.pl version 1.8 is before I go. The waiting is killing me. > > > > Does anyone k

test #23

2002-07-03 Thread Jasper McCrea
I'm just about to go out to the boozer, and I _need_ to know what test 23 from tpr04b.pl version 1.8 is before I go. The waiting is killing me. Does anyone know what it is? Jasper -- Bender: no, YOU shut up!

Re: Hurrah! /-\ is a nostril ahead of `/ (yet again)

2002-07-03 Thread Jasper McCrea
> I was just waiting for my latest score to put me inside the "half Ton's > score" barrier, when along comes version 1.8 of the test program. (1.7 no > problem). > > I daresay that when it gets uploaded, I'll be in the sandtrap, and really Hint, hint.. :) > tearing my ha

Re: Hurrah! /-\ is a nostril ahead of `/ (yet again)

2002-07-03 Thread Jasper McCrea
f, I daresay, wasn't so cruel a judge... > I was just waiting for my latest score to put me inside the "half Ton's score" barrier, when along comes version 1.8 of the test program. (1.7 no problem). I daresay that when it gets uploaded, I'll be in the sandtrap, and really tearing my hair out. Jasper -- Jar-Jar makes the f**king ewoks look like Shaft

Re: mini golf

2002-07-01 Thread Jasper McCrea
Chris Dolan wrote: > > my 45: > > #!perl -p > y/!b/ > /;s#\d+.#$&x map{(1)x$_}$&=~/./g#eg #!perl -pl y/!/ /;s/(\d*)(.)/($2eq b?$":$2)x$1/eg I believe this was my 42 Jasper

Re: midigolf

2002-06-28 Thread Jasper McCrea
t$y>9|0; sub g{for(@{$r{$l||d}}[2..5]){$c++;($s,$t)=@{$r{$_}};$x+=$s;$y+=$t; $x+1&&$y+1&&${$p[$y]}[$x]=~x?return$l=$_:($x-=$s)&($y-=$t)}0} which has a hash of little walkabout rules to walk through the paths, and which gives up on a path if it hasn't gotten there in 99

[Fwd: midigolf]

2002-06-27 Thread Jasper McCrea
Goddammit, I hate that reply to! (sorry ton) --- Begin Message --- [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: > > And for the people who really can't stop: > > http://www.xs4all.nl/~thospel/golf/midigolf1.html > > however, do NOT post solutions on the list, only say how many strokes you > have. This one is sti

Re: perl golf

2002-06-13 Thread Jasper McCrea
Phil Carmody wrote: > > Excuse my ignorance, total newbie... > > What is the relation between: > a) this list > b) the perl golf tournament that just had the vowels/letters hole > c) the perl golf tournament that currently is doing hamming codes > d) the perl golf tournament that did magic squar

Re: Argh!

2002-06-10 Thread Jasper McCrea
ngs to do this week, but usually is mildly deranged, honest, guv' classification. Bwaaah.  Jasper (Thinks about booking 5 days holiday for TPR05) -- The world is full of bad men but Bobby still repeats, "One Day a rain will come and wash the scum off of the streets."

Re: [tpr04] 2.5 days left

2002-06-06 Thread Jasper McCrea
52, and too embarrassed by that to submit. Although posting this here might give people a clue. Maybe I can submit in the beginner's category. If people can move up because of their y-index during the tournament, why can't I go down! Jasper -- $"='';{split//,"ajpsa onhtrep re lahkcre"}foreach(0..$#_){ unless($_%2){$_[$_]^=$_[++$_]^=$_[--$_]^=$_[++$_]}}print"@_\n"

Re: World map of players

2002-05-23 Thread Jasper McCrea
[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: > > En op 23 may 2002 sprak Adam Spiers: > > Jasper and I are both in London, UK (same flat, in fact). > > Resisting the temptation to peek over each other's shoulder > during tournaments must be quite something to experience. Not really. We b

[Fwd: Alternative to monthly contests? (was Re: Towards a sustainab le Golf schedule)]

2002-05-13 Thread Jasper McCrea
mp;/g for1..pop;print$a (43) to s/./$& $&/gfor($/="- ")x pop;print (34) Not too much fun. I find making up the algorithms the interesting part, and the golfing thereof just plain frustrating. Jasper -- Hey sexy mama... wanna kill all humans? --- End Message ---

Re: TPR(0,3) in review

2002-05-10 Thread Jasper McCrea
push@a,$d=$ARGV[!!$l^$d==$ARGV[0]];'x pop;print@a but I can't get this below 79, and your final solution using this method seems odd, and I'll have to examine it for a little while to see why it works. Jasper -- Neil, is it really necessary to nail the plates to the table? What happens when we want to play Monopoly? Go directly to plate? Do not pass plate nailed to the table by a stupid hippie? - Vyvyan

[Fwd: Alternative to newbies category...]

2002-05-10 Thread Jasper McCrea
and disgusted. A solution might be to give the beginners amateur status, and therefore no prize money. They will soon promote themselves to see their overall season money-earnings rise. Jasper -- Jar-Jar makes the f**king ewoks look like Shaft --- End Message ---

Re: Is Bob getting laZy?

2002-05-02 Thread Jasper McCrea
submit > his Cantor solution to exactly copy Rick's, that's up to BoB. They should call themselves the referees, then, and have another entry for BoB at 86. To say 'technically' something, the the opposite by 'the true definition' sounds very odd. Jasper -- Vyvyan:

Re: Is Bob getting laZy?

2002-05-02 Thread Jasper McCrea
im for, and who cares who came up with it? The post-mortem is the time to give out credit for all the super duper stuff, and for BoB to reveal from whom he stole his ideas. IMO Jasper -- Vyvyan: Living on Limits? What, are you on a diet? Rick: No, I live on The Limit, Vyvyan. The Limit. Because I'm a Rider at the Gates of Dawn and I take no prisoners.

Re: PGAS Features & TPR Update

2002-04-12 Thread Jasper McCrea
prizes after > a few times to the number two, or to the winning beginner, or to the > most elegant golfer, or to the referee (hint, hint), or something. > The big hint I would infer from this is that if someone wins n times in a row, they are obliged to referee the next game. I'm

Re: TPR Challenges and the Future

2002-04-08 Thread Jasper McCrea
t;Schrijven is schrappen." -- Godfried Bomans > > (To write is to delete.) > shorter||death would be my preferred motto, and would make a beautiful tattoo. Jasper -- I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer..

bug in test program

2002-04-05 Thread Jasper McCrea
Hi, I notice that the test program has o'shea and urrguay'a therein. Methods that should pass according to the rules (Each word consists of [a-z] only) will fail. Shurely shome mishtake? Jasper not that my failing program was any great shakes, anyway -- [Regarding The Bandit in

Re: Teams?

2002-04-03 Thread Jasper McCrea
Dave Hoover wrote: > > Jasper wrote: > > Is MTV Europe a team, or an individual, BTW? > > MTV Europe is an individual. > Thanks, Dave, I feel _so_ much better. Sheesh. Jasper -- Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping

Re: Teams?

2002-04-03 Thread Jasper McCrea
g away on my own while Bob is 30 strokes ahead, laughing at me seems quite frustrating, but perversely amusing, I guess. Is MTV Europe a team, or an individual, BTW? Jasper -- Damn you, brocolli! - Stewie Griffin

beginners

2002-04-02 Thread Jasper McCrea
Well, It's good to see the beginners having a go and all, but do they have to be in the lead!?!?! Jasper -- It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend a

sand trap

2002-04-02 Thread Jasper McCrea
Crikey, I and a lot of others are suddenly in the sand trap. I have no idea why. My program still passes the tests. Jasper -- It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby

test2

2002-04-02 Thread Jasper McCrea
maybe this will w0rk -- Willie: You didn't eat all the cat food, did you? ALF:No way! I draw the line at intestinal byproducts!

test

2002-04-02 Thread Jasper McCrea
test: (I don't seem to be getting any mail) -- Buford T. Justice: There is no way, NO way that you came from my loins. The first thing I'm gonna do when I get home is punch your momma in the mouth.