Hi Shari, Thank you for the welcome.
Dee ----- Original Message ----- From: "Sherri Crum" <[email protected]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Tuesday, March 24, 2009 6:54 PM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: Recall Notice > > Hi Dee, > > I'm glad you liked it. > > Glad to have you aboard too. I think I was without a computer when > you joined the group. > > Sherri > > On 3/24/09, Dee <[email protected]> wrote: >> >> Hi Sheri, >> >> This is a keeper, thanks! >> >> Dee >> >> ----- Original Message ----- >> From: "Sherri Crum" <[email protected]> >> To: <[email protected]> >> Sent: Tuesday, March 24, 2009 10:38 AM >> Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Recall Notice >> >> >>> >>> Subject: Recall Notice: A really good one >>> >>> >>> IMPORTANT RECALL NOTICE >>> >>> The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, >>> regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and >>> central component of the heart. >>> >>> This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code >>> named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect >>> in all subsequent units. >>> >>> This defect has been technically termed: >>> "Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality", or more commonly known as >>> S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed. >>> >>> Some other symptoms include: >>> 1. Loss of direction >>> 2. Foul vocal emissions >>> 3. Amnesia of origin >>> 4. Lack of peace and joy >>> 5. Selfish or violent behavior >>> 6. Depression or confusion in the mental component >>> 7. Fearfulness >>> 8. Idolatry >>> 9. Rebellion >>> >>> The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, >>> is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to >>> correct this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most >>> generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of >>> these repairs. >>> There is no additional fee required. The number to call for repair in >>> all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R. >>> >>> Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the >>> REPENTANCE procedure. >>> >>> Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the >>> heart component. >>> >>> No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it >>> with: >>> 1. Love >>> 2. Joy >>> 3. Peace >>> 4. Patience >>> 5. Kindness >>> 6. Goodness >>> 7. Faithfulness >>> 8. Gentleness >>> 9. Self control >>> >>> Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers' >>> Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of >>> these fixes. >>> >>> WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction >>> voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and >>> problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being >>> permanently impounded. >>> >>> DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action >>> will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be >>> permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that >>> facility. >>> >>> Thank you for your attention! >>> God >>> >>> Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important >>> recall notice and you may contact the Father any time by "kneemail". >>> >>> > >> >> >> -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- >> >> >> >> No virus found in this incoming message. >> Checked by AVG - www.avg.com >> Version: 8.0.238 / Virus Database: 270.11.26/2020 - Release Date: >> 03/24/09 >> 09:19:00 >> >> >> > >> > > > -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 8.0.238 / Virus Database: 270.11.26/2020 - Release Date: 03/24/09 09:19:00 --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
