WoW!! That was good.
Becky -------------------------------------------------- From: "Sherri Crum" <[email protected]> Sent: Tuesday, March 24, 2009 10:38 AM To: <[email protected]> Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Recall Notice > > Subject: Recall Notice: A really good one > > > IMPORTANT RECALL NOTICE > > The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, > regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and > central component of the heart. > > This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code > named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect > in all subsequent units. > > This defect has been technically termed: > "Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality", or more commonly known as > S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed. > > Some other symptoms include: > 1. Loss of direction > 2. Foul vocal emissions > 3. Amnesia of origin > 4. Lack of peace and joy > 5. Selfish or violent behavior > 6. Depression or confusion in the mental component > 7. Fearfulness > 8. Idolatry > 9. Rebellion > > The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, > is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to > correct this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most > generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of > these repairs. > There is no additional fee required. The number to call for repair in > all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R. > > Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the > REPENTANCE procedure. > > Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the > heart component. > > No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with: > 1. Love > 2. Joy > 3. Peace > 4. Patience > 5. Kindness > 6. Goodness > 7. Faithfulness > 8. Gentleness > 9. Self control > > Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers' > Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of > these fixes. > > WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction > voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and > problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being > permanently impounded. > > DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action > will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be > permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that > facility. > > Thank you for your attention! > God > > Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important > recall notice and you may contact the Father any time by "kneemail". > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
