Hi Dee, I'm glad you liked it.
Glad to have you aboard too. I think I was without a computer when you joined the group. Sherri On 3/24/09, Dee <[email protected]> wrote: > > Hi Sheri, > > This is a keeper, thanks! > > Dee > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Sherri Crum" <[email protected]> > To: <[email protected]> > Sent: Tuesday, March 24, 2009 10:38 AM > Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Recall Notice > > >> >> Subject: Recall Notice: A really good one >> >> >> IMPORTANT RECALL NOTICE >> >> The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, >> regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and >> central component of the heart. >> >> This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code >> named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect >> in all subsequent units. >> >> This defect has been technically termed: >> "Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality", or more commonly known as >> S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed. >> >> Some other symptoms include: >> 1. Loss of direction >> 2. Foul vocal emissions >> 3. Amnesia of origin >> 4. Lack of peace and joy >> 5. Selfish or violent behavior >> 6. Depression or confusion in the mental component >> 7. Fearfulness >> 8. Idolatry >> 9. Rebellion >> >> The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, >> is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to >> correct this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most >> generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of >> these repairs. >> There is no additional fee required. The number to call for repair in >> all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R. >> >> Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the >> REPENTANCE procedure. >> >> Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the >> heart component. >> >> No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with: >> 1. Love >> 2. Joy >> 3. Peace >> 4. Patience >> 5. Kindness >> 6. Goodness >> 7. Faithfulness >> 8. Gentleness >> 9. Self control >> >> Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers' >> Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of >> these fixes. >> >> WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction >> voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and >> problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being >> permanently impounded. >> >> DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action >> will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be >> permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that >> facility. >> >> Thank you for your attention! >> God >> >> Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important >> recall notice and you may contact the Father any time by "kneemail". >> >> > > > > -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > No virus found in this incoming message. > Checked by AVG - www.avg.com > Version: 8.0.238 / Virus Database: 270.11.26/2020 - Release Date: 03/24/09 > 09:19:00 > > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
