This owns the internets today. The rest of us just need to go home.
On 12/8/13, Philip Williamson <philip.william...@gmail.com> wrote: > Sometimes it's nice to be a silverback. Having hashed this out in 1986, my > answer is twofold. > "Mountain bike" = fat tire knobs + (intended) location*. > > That's it. My Quickbeam has been a mountain bike for brief periods, but now > > it is not. Probably it will be again. My Bontrager is always a mountain > bike, but I could turn it into a road bike. I've ridden it on the road, but > > never made it into a road bike. > > The Quickbeam: if it has slick tires and I'm way out in the woods on a > singletrack trail, I'm either "hardcore," or "stupid," but it's still a > road bike. If it has fat knobbies and I'm out there, it's a "mountain > bike." Same trail, different bike, only based on the tires. Even if some > guy says knowledgeably to his girl, "cross bike," without noticing that > it's fixed, it's still a mountain bike, because I'm not riding 'cross. > Cyclocross is its own thing, and 'cross bikes are race bikes**. > The Bontrager: has drop bars. Knobby tires. A front shock, but I've had > rigid mountain bikes, so that's not a criterion. It is INTENDED to ride on > dirt. I've ridden it with the lunchtime roadies, but have dropped into the > ditch and ridden up a hill on dirt when a car wouldn't pass me. "Mountain" > bike. > I'm building up a Singular Gryphon, which is supposed to be a drop bar > mountain bike, but right now I intend to ride it on the road. It's a "29er > road bike." If I put on fat knobbies in order to ride trails, it will > become a mountain bike. If I put on knobbies in order to look cool while > riding around town... not a mountain bike. It would be a poseur bike. > I have a friend's bike in my shed. She may have NEVER ridden it offroad. It > > has knobbies, and I'm about to put flat bars back on it, but it's just a > 'bike.' There's no expectation that it will get more than a mile into the > woods, ever. "Bike." > > Short story long. > To summate: A mountain bike has fat tires and is found in the woods. > To clarify: If you intend to ride your bike in the woods, you will optimize > > it so you can ride more confidently there. You will probably choose knobby > tires, because they work better in the woods. Are knobbies a sign, or a > symbol? If they are a sign, then you have a mountain bike. If they > symbolize riding in the woods, but you do not ride there, you simply have a > > bike. Which is rad. Bikes are rad. > > *"Fat tire knobs" might have a lower width limit. "Intention" also applies > to the manufacturer (an Ibis Mojo was always intended to be a mountain > bike, but a Trek 820 was always intended to sell bikes to people who wanted > > mountain bikes). > **per Ira Ryan - blew my mind. > > Philip > www.biketinker.com > > On Saturday, December 7, 2013 7:11:05 AM UTC-8, ted wrote: >> >> Please help me out of my ignorance. What objective characteristics >> distinguish a "true" mountain bike from other types of bikes? > > -- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > "RBW Owners Bunch" group. > To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an > email to rbw-owners-bunch+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. > To post to this group, send email to rbw-owners-bunch@googlegroups.com. > Visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/rbw-owners-bunch. > For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out. > -- Cheers, David "it isn't a contest. Just enjoy the ride." - Seth Vidal -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "RBW Owners Bunch" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to rbw-owners-bunch+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. To post to this group, send email to rbw-owners-bunch@googlegroups.com. Visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/rbw-owners-bunch. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
