I can't believe all these snide, sarcastic answers! The woman is going to accompany you on a bike ride. The correct answer is: "What color polish?" GeorgeS
On Aug 2, 1:13 pm, MichaelH <mhech...@gmail.com> wrote: > I'm not aware of any Click and Clack for cycling, so I turn to you for > advice. > > My wife and I began riding together in the late 60's, when we lived in > the Bronx. We would ride from our apt., just above Yankee Stadium > down to midtown Manhattan and cruise around Central Park. Now where > waiting for our custom tandem & dreaming of doing a garden tour in the > Cotswald. > > But riding with her is like riding with Lance Armstrong. Lance says, > "My tire needs air." and someone rushes over and puts air in the > tire. Lance says, "My brakes are rubbing." and someone rushes over > and adjusts the brakes. But this morning Lance put the support crew > into a quandry. As we were headed out for the ten mile trip into > town, & church, Lance said, " Would you polish these shoes I like to > ride in?" > > Is the correct answer: > A. "Yes dear." > B. "Are you out of your mind, it rains every day." (It rained before > we got home) > C. " Right after I put this new chain on your bike." > D. Expletive omitted. (See First Commandment) polish your (expletive > omitted) biking shoes!" > > Michael > Searching for truth and wisdom on a very rainy Sunday afternoon. --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "RBW Owners Bunch" group. To post to this group, send email to rbw-owners-bunch@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to rbw-owners-bunch+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/rbw-owners-bunch?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
