GeorgeS You are a WISE man!
Angus On Aug 3, 2:43 pm, GeorgeS <chobur...@gmail.com> wrote: > I can't believe all these snide, sarcastic answers! The woman is > going to accompany you on a bike ride. The correct answer is: "What > color polish?" > GeorgeS > > On Aug 2, 1:13 pm, MichaelH <mhech...@gmail.com> wrote: > > > > > I'm not aware of any Click and Clack for cycling, so I turn to you for > > advice. > > > My wife and I began riding together in the late 60's, when we lived in > > the Bronx. We would ride from our apt., just above Yankee Stadium > > down to midtown Manhattan and cruise around Central Park. Now where > > waiting for our custom tandem & dreaming of doing a garden tour in the > > Cotswald. > > > But riding with her is like riding with Lance Armstrong. Lance says, > > "My tire needs air." and someone rushes over and puts air in the > > tire. Lance says, "My brakes are rubbing." and someone rushes over > > and adjusts the brakes. But this morning Lance put the support crew > > into a quandry. As we were headed out for the ten mile trip into > > town, & church, Lance said, " Would you polish these shoes I like to > > ride in?" > > > Is the correct answer: > > A. "Yes dear." > > B. "Are you out of your mind, it rains every day." (It rained before > > we got home) > > C. " Right after I put this new chain on your bike." > > D. Expletive omitted. (See First Commandment) polish your (expletive > > omitted) biking shoes!" > > > Michael > > Searching for truth and wisdom on a very rainy Sunday afternoon.- Hide > > quoted text - > > - Show quoted text - --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "RBW Owners Bunch" group. To post to this group, send email to rbw-owners-bunch@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to rbw-owners-bunch+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/rbw-owners-bunch?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
