I'm not aware of any Click and Clack for cycling, so I turn to you for
advice.

My wife and I began riding together in the late 60's, when we lived in
the Bronx.  We would ride from our apt., just above Yankee Stadium
down to midtown Manhattan and cruise around Central Park.  Now where
waiting for our custom tandem & dreaming of doing a garden tour in the
Cotswald.

But riding with her is like riding with Lance Armstrong.  Lance says,
"My tire needs air." and someone rushes over and puts air in the
tire.  Lance says, "My brakes are rubbing." and someone rushes over
and adjusts the brakes.  But this morning Lance put the support crew
into a quandry.  As we were headed out for the ten mile trip into
town, & church,  Lance said, " Would you polish these shoes I like to
ride in?"

Is the correct answer:
A. "Yes dear."
B. "Are you out of your mind, it rains every day."  (It rained before
we got home)
C. " Right after I put this new chain on your bike."
D. Expletive omitted. (See First Commandment) polish your (expletive
omitted) biking shoes!"

Michael
Searching for truth and wisdom on a very rainy Sunday afternoon.
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