"Durham, Kenneth J" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes: | General Motors doesn't have a help line for people who don't know how | to drive. "An analogy is like a cup of instant coffee. It can wake you up, but it's not the real thing." --- Peter da Silva | Imagine if they did... http://www.gm.com/vehicles/us/owners/driver_ed/professional/overview.html http://www.gm.com/vehicles/us/owners/partners_safety/e810.html http://www.gm.com/vehicles/us/owners/partners_safety/e830.html | HelpLine: General Motors HelpLine, how can I help you? | | Customer: I got in my car and closed the door and nothing happened! | | HelpLine: Did you put the key in the ignition slot and turn it? http://www.acdelco.com/parts/1390_set.htm | Customer: What's an ignition? | | HelpLine: It's a starter motor that draws current from your battery | and turns over the engine. http://www.acdelco.com/parts/1530.htm | Customer: Ignition? Motor? Battery? Engine? How come I have to know | all these technical terms just to use my car? http://www.gm.com/vehicles/us/owners/partners_safety/e819.html http://www.acdelco.com/parts/1390a.htm
