ROTFLOL! May I use it for my own C.V? God knows it needs a leg-up :-)
Gilboa On Wed, 2003-07-09 at 20:16, Meir Michanie wrote: > Curriculum Vitae > > NAME: Meir Michanie > > DESIRED POSITION:Reclining. HA But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a > position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place. > > > DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style > severance package. If that's not possible make an offer and we can haggle. > > > EDUCATION: Yes. > > > LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. > > > SALARY: Less than I'm worth. > > > MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. > > > REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked. > > > HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. > > > PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. > > > DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate > environment. > > > MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here? > > > DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING > UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what? > > > DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here wou > > ================================================================= > To unsubscribe, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with > the word "unsubscribe" in the message body, e.g., run the command > echo unsubscribe | mail [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > ================================================================= To unsubscribe, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with the word "unsubscribe" in the message body, e.g., run the command echo unsubscribe | mail [EMAIL PROTECTED]
