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Sent: Sunday, April 23, 2006 7:59
AM
Subject: [LU] Crewe
A lot of this was down to Lewis, the attacking
half of our comedy left side duo. I lost count of the number of times he was
free in space but failed to make the most of the opportunities.
Why does a left footed player, given the chance
to take the ball to the line and cross with his left foot, so often stop and
bring the ball inside on his weak right foot? It isn't because he can beat his
full back and go in on goal because he hasn't got the bleeding
skill.
Why, when Miller and others play the ball into
space for him to run on to, is he the only one in the ground not to realise
that the pass was coming, jumping like a shot rabbit and starting to chase it
when it's already running out of play or the defender's got back to clear
it?
Why does this allegedly excellent crosser of a
ball either fail to clear the first defender or put the ball into touch on the
far side of the field so many times? USless Arsehole!
Kevin said he'd left him out for the last few
games because he's been playing continuously for the last two years and needed
a rest. I'd like to suggest another rest for him until somewhere around
2010.