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> [Original Message] > From: Ronald R.Eason <r...@jrl-engineering.com> > To: Mark Pierce <m...@kcdawnpatrol.org>; Tom Glaeser <carolj...@netzero.net>; Dick Starks <rsta...@kc.rr.com> > Cc: KRnet <kr...@mylist.net> > Date: 2/3/2006 8:20:56 PM > Subject: KR> FW: Lutran air Joke from one of the guys in our chapter > > > > > > Ronald R. Eason Sr. [KRron] > President / CEO > Ph: 816-468-4091 > Fax: 816-468-5465 > http://www.jrl-engineering.com > Our Attitude Makes The Difference! > > _____ > > > > > WE ARE PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE LUTHERAN AIR IS NOW OPERATING IN MINNYSOTA. > > > > ALSO SERVING VISCONSIN, NORT AND SOUT DAKOTA. > > If you are travelin soon, consider Lutran (Lutheran) Air, da no-frills > airline. You're all in da same boat on Lutran Air, where flyin is a upliftin > experience. > > Dere is no first class on any Lutran Air flight. Meals are potluck. Rows > 1-6, bring rolls; 7-15, bring a salad; 16-21, a main dish, and 22-30, a > dessert. Basses and tenors please sit in da rear of da aircraft. > > Everyone is responsible for his or her own baggage. All fares are by free > will offering and da plane will not land 'til da budget is met. > > Pay attention to your flight attendant, who will acquaint you wit da safety > system aboard dis Lutran Air 599. > > Okay den, listen up. I'm only gonna say dis vonce. In da event of a sudden > loss of cabin pressure, I am frankly going to be real surprised and so vill > Captain Olson, because we fly right around two tousand feet, so loss of > cabin pressure would probably mean da Second Coming or someting of dat > nature, and I wouldn't bodar with doze liddle masks on da rubber tubes. > You're gonna have bigger tings to worry about den dat. Just stuff doze back > up in dair little holes. Probably da masks fell out because of turbulence > which, to be honest wit you, we're going to have quite a bit of at two > tousand feet, sort a like driving across a plowed field, but after a while > you get used to it. > > In da event of a water landing, I'd say forget it. Start saying da Lord's > Prayer and just hope you get to da part about forgive us our sins as we > forgive doze who sin against us, which some people say "trespass against > us," which isn't right, but what can you do? > > Da use of cell phones on da plane is strictly forbidden, not because day may > confuse da plane's navigation system, which is seat of da pants all da way. > No, it's because cell phones are a pain in da wazoo, and if God meant you to > use a cell phone, He would have put your mout on da side of your head. > > We start lunch right about noon and it's buffet style with da coffee pot up > front. Den we'll have da hymn sing; hymnals are in da seat pocket in front > of you. Don't take yours wit you when you go or I am going to be real upset > and I am not kiddin! > > Right now I'll say Grace: "Come, Lord Jesus, be our guest and let deze gifts > to us be blessed. Fadar, Son, and Holy Ghost, may we land in Dulut or pretty > close... Amen > > BCNU > > _______________________________________ > Search the KRnet Archives at http://www.maddyhome.com/krsrch/index.jsp > to UNsubscribe from KRnet, send a message to krnet-le...@mylist.net > please see other KRnet info at http://www.krnet.org/info.html
