Hi Steve, good to hear from you, how are you doing?
Larry ----- Original Message ----- From: "Steve Bray" <rsb...@hotmail.com> To: <kr...@mylist.net> Sent: Friday, February 03, 2006 9:56 PM Subject: RE: KR> FW: Lutran air Joke from one of the guys in our chapter > GREAT!!!! _____ > > > > > > > > > >WE ARE PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE LUTHERAN AIR IS NOW OPERATING IN MINNYSOTA. > > > > > > > >ALSO SERVING VISCONSIN, NORT AND SOUT DAKOTA. > > > >If you are travelin soon, consider Lutran (Lutheran) Air, da no-frills > >airline. You're all in da same boat on Lutran Air, where flyin is a > >upliftin > >experience. > > > >Dere is no first class on any Lutran Air flight. Meals are potluck. Rows > >1-6, bring rolls; 7-15, bring a salad; 16-21, a main dish, and 22-30, a > >dessert. Basses and tenors please sit in da rear of da aircraft. > > > >Everyone is responsible for his or her own baggage. All fares are by free > >will offering and da plane will not land 'til da budget is met. > > > >Pay attention to your flight attendant, who will acquaint you wit da safety > >system aboard dis Lutran Air 599. > > > >Okay den, listen up. I'm only gonna say dis vonce. In da event of a sudden > >loss of cabin pressure, I am frankly going to be real surprised and so vill > >Captain Olson, because we fly right around two tousand feet, so loss of > >cabin pressure would probably mean da Second Coming or someting of dat > >nature, and I wouldn't bodar with doze liddle masks on da rubber tubes. > >You're gonna have bigger tings to worry about den dat. Just stuff doze back > >up in dair little holes. Probably da masks fell out because of turbulence > >which, to be honest wit you, we're going to have quite a bit of at two > >tousand feet, sort a like driving across a plowed field, but after a while > >you get used to it. > > > >In da event of a water landing, I'd say forget it. Start saying da Lord's > >Prayer and just hope you get to da part about forgive us our sins as we > >forgive doze who sin against us, which some people say "trespass against > >us," which isn't right, but what can you do? > > > >Da use of cell phones on da plane is strictly forbidden, not because day > >may > >confuse da plane's navigation system, which is seat of da pants all da way. > >No, it's because cell phones are a pain in da wazoo, and if God meant you > >to > >use a cell phone, He would have put your mout on da side of your head. > > > >We start lunch right about noon and it's buffet style with da coffee pot up > >front. Den we'll have da hymn sing; hymnals are in da seat pocket in front > >of you. Don't take yours wit you when you go or I am going to be real upset > >and I am not kiddin! > > > >Right now I'll say Grace: "Come, Lord Jesus, be our guest and let deze > >gifts > >to us be blessed. Fadar, Son, and Holy Ghost, may we land in Dulut or > >pretty > >close... Amen > > > > BCNU > > > >_______________________________________ > >Search the KRnet Archives at http://www.maddyhome.com/krsrch/index.jsp > >to UNsubscribe from KRnet, send a message to krnet-le...@mylist.net > >please see other KRnet info at http://www.krnet.org/info.html > > > > _______________________________________ > Search the KRnet Archives at http://www.maddyhome.com/krsrch/index.jsp > to UNsubscribe from KRnet, send a message to krnet-le...@mylist.net > please see other KRnet info at http://www.krnet.org/info.html >
