Dana: Obviously you've never had to depend on a helicopter for your life. I've come home in birds so shot full of holes that no fixed wing on the planet could keep flying and walked away (well sort of) as well as everyone on board except the one who was already dead when placed aboard. Largest problems with helicopters are: 1. 1 hour of flight equals 4 hours of maintenance. 2. too damn many things that can go wrong. 3. Army Aviators will drink anything containing alcohol from any container clean or dirty, the alcohol disinfects it. Doug Rupert Simcoe Ontario
-----Original Message----- From: krnet-bounces+drupert=sympatico...@mylist.net [mailto:krnet-bounces+drupert=sympatico...@mylist.net] On Behalf Of Dana Overall Sent: Friday, April 02, 2004 7:19 AM To: kr...@mylist.net Subject: KR> Friday Truisms..........just having a little Friday Fun Truisms for pilots Hovering is for pilots who love to fly but have no place to go. A helicopter is a collection of rotating parts going round and round and reciprocating parts going up and down - all of them trying to become random in motion. Helicopters can't really fly - they're just so ugly that the earth immediately repels them. Pilots believe in clean living. They never drink whiskey from a dirty glass. Dana Overall Richmond, KY i39 RV-7 slider, Imron black, "Black Magic" Finish kit 13B Rotary. Hangar flying my Dynon. http://rvflying.tripod.com/aero1.jpg http://rvflying.tripod.com/aero3.jpg http://rvflying.tripod.com/blackrudder.jpg do not archive _________________________________________________________________ Watch LIVE baseball games on your computer with MLB.TV, included with MSN Premium! http://join.msn.com/?page=features/mlb&pgmarket=en-us/go/onm00200439ave/dire ct/01/ _______________________________________ to UNsubscribe from KRnet, send a message to krnet-le...@mylist.net please see other KRnet info at http://www.krnet.org/info.html