George Bush woke early one morning and had to relieve himself. Still unaccustomed to indoor plumbing he went outside to search for an outhouse. Well, after walking for some time he came to the front gate, and just on the other side was a little boy selling puppies. "What kind of puppies are those?", Bush asked. "They are Republican puppies", the boy answered.
George got so excited he ran all the way back to the White House, and 2 days later, when he found his way, he found the first lady and shouted "Laura, Laura, there is a little boy sitting by the front gate selling Republican puppies, can I buy one?" So Mrs. Bush said George could have one, and had a Secret Service agent drive him back to the gate (in the Presidential Limo, with the newly install gun rack in the back window), so he wouldn't get lost again. When they got to the front gate, there was the little boy, and George called out "Young man, I would like to buy one of your Republican puppies." The little by responded. "Sorry sir, I only have Democratic puppies now." "But those look like the same puppies you told me 2 days ago were Republican puppies", George replied, "What happened?" The little boy responded "They opened their eyes." mg On Tuesday 28 May 2002 07:11, J. Grant wrote: > Mandrake is a european distribution! > > Am I the only one who does not follow US political jokes? > Perhaps you can change the names to Jacques Chiraque and Francoise > Meteron next time? :) > > JG > > J. Craig Woods wrote: > > A little early morning humor (hey, the list had no traffic). > > > > > > A little old lady called 911. When the operator answered she > > yelled, "Help! Send the police to my house right away! There's > > a damned republican on my front porch and he's playing with > > himself." > > > > "What?" the operator exclaimed! > > > > "I said there is a damned republican on my front porch playing > > with himself! Please send the police!" the little old lady > > repeated. > > > > "Ma'am, how do you know he's a republican?" > > > > "Because, you damned fool, if he were a democrat, he'd be > > screwing somebody." > > > > cheers, > > drjung ---------------------------------------- Content-Type: text/plain; charset="utf-8"; name="message.footer" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit Content-Description: ----------------------------------------
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