On Tue, 28 May 2002 20:11:01 +0900 "J. Grant" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Mandrake is a european distribution! > > Am I the only one who does not follow US political jokes? > Perhaps you can change the names to Jacques Chiraque and Francoise > Meteron next time? :) > > JG > > J. Craig Woods wrote: > > A little early morning humor (hey, the list had no traffic). > > > > > > A little old lady called 911. When the operator answered she > > yelled, "Help! Send the police to my house right away! There's > > a damned republican on my front porch and he's playing with > > himself." > > > > "What?" the operator exclaimed! > > > > "I said there is a damned republican on my front porch playing > > with himself! Please send the police!" the little old lady > > repeated. > > > > "Ma'am, how do you know he's a republican?" > > > > "Because, you damned fool, if he were a democrat, he'd be > > screwing somebody." > > > > cheers, > > drjung Dang and I thought everyone knew about Billy Boy and his cigar holder.......... *grin* James > > > > > >
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