Mandrake is a european distribution! Am I the only one who does not follow US political jokes? Perhaps you can change the names to Jacques Chiraque and Francoise Meteron next time? :)
JG J. Craig Woods wrote: > A little early morning humor (hey, the list had no traffic). > > > A little old lady called 911. When the operator answered she > yelled, "Help! Send the police to my house right away! There's > a damned republican on my front porch and he's playing with > himself." > > "What?" the operator exclaimed! > > "I said there is a damned republican on my front porch playing > with himself! Please send the police!" the little old lady > repeated. > > "Ma'am, how do you know he's a republican?" > > "Because, you damned fool, if he were a democrat, he'd be > screwing somebody." > > cheers, > drjung >
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