> slave boss jumped down on the interns celebrating a network router in > the break room > > slave boss [kicking shit]: “what??? you’re saying our … adversary’s … > firewall .. entire project … was leaked?” > > slave boss has army boots on an intern’s throat, and is trying to read > a technical memo through blurry vision and outdated lexicons
slave boss calls dictatoropia on phone slave boss: “dictator of dictatortopia my good friend! I have your entire firewall project. It’s mine. I took it. If you pay me 12 sacks of rupees, then I’ll use the excited interns who want to reverse engineer your security services as punching bags for my irritation, preventing them from outing your secrets using exotic skills nobody understands” phone [dictator of dictatortopia]: “slave boss, you have me by the ears here …
