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product meeting with cows & dictatorial family
dictator and dictator’s wife have scheduled a meeting with
bosscorp-run-by-cows to discuss oppressive predictability strategies for
their nation and borders moving forward
they are sitting in a product display room waiting. three cows bust down
the door.
two cows are [— … —] waiting on a third, coming out to look nice, dusting
shelves, getting coffe for dictator and dictatortopia, grazing on marketing
brochures
a third cow has a large suitcase. It makes mumbling “moo” noises as it
begins to unpack its suitcase to display product materials to dictator and
dictator’s wife.
suddenly it looks dictator straight in the eye and gives a very harsh, very
frustrated “moo!!” straight at dictator, partly as if it is furious, partly
as if it is begging for help.
it resumes laying out brochures of packages of oppressive secret government
technology to dictator
It folds its hooves and looks at dictator smugly, mooing again
dictator’s wife: “um?”
dictator of dictatortopia {stuck in his own world}: “god, slave boss, you
have no idea how much caring nation is taxing me this year.”
cow with folded arms: “mop. moo!”
dictator of dictatortopia [stuck in his own world]: “somebody from their
emissary or a tourist or somebody spread some kind of radio or
communication device among my people and children are starting to question
me in schools.”
cow begins shaking its head. “moo moo moo moo moo”
