>> small insects, escaped farm animals, and robots made of rocks and burnt >>>> sticks were clambering to put harm boss’s body together as he trudged over >>>> a field >>>> >>>> “squersh!” >>>> >>>> harm boss landed a half-burning-ash, half-bare-flesh, >>>> all-criminal-businessman foot square into a giant cow pie (turd). >>>> >>>> he stands irritated, trying to shake his burnt up flesh out of the big >>>> glob of manure stuck to it >>>> >>>> a cow stands close by and stares >>>> >>> >>> in all the shaking, harm horrible boss shakes his torso away by >>> accident. his rebuilding body float away on the wind. the leg has trouble >>> shaking without the body to balance it, and starts more turning left and >>> right a little loss. >>> >>> cow [to burning leg]: “boss, can I work for you. I want to go to outer >>> space too.” >>> >> >> harm boss’s leg smells the potential and mounts the cow >> >> — >> >> business office complex >> >> a cow is slowly making its way in >> >> zombie government worker: “boss?” >> >> cow: “MOOO” >> > > zombie government worker look past the c—[ow pushing by them toward > traffick boss’s office, to see a number of cows, some dressed in suits, all > clamoring to follow >
boss’s office. zombie government worker and machine learning marketer are outside, ringing their hands cows fill the office. hairdresser [to cows]: “well hi guys! how are you all doing? how is the hay out there? chewing some good cud?” cow [to hairdresser]: [large brown-eyed gaze while chewing paper pulp from office shelves] hairdresser [to cows]: “you guys need to get up to speed on the business practices and strategies, don’t you all!”
