> > briefing for slave boss > > > > slave boss: "what is cryptography for?" > > > > briefer: "cryptography is for when people are both hurting you and > > eavesdropping on you." > > > > slave boss: "ok. so cryptography is bad." > > > > briefer: "cryptography is bad if somebody you want to hurt has it, and > > good if somebody wants to hurt you and you have it." > > slave boss: "well we already have cryptography, right?" > > briefer: "yes we suffix all our messages with an md5 hash!" > > slave boss: "fuck. you guys are using cryptography?" > > briefer 2: "cryptography is just like talking to criminal partners. > it's almost the same thing." > > slave boss gets alarmed
slave boss: "i would never talk to criminals!" [[i'm not very good at ths:s [criminal partner: "I don't work with slave boss, that would be a violation of antitrust laws briefer 2 pauses
